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Jasmine Waltz vs. Rachel Uchitel

Who'd You Rather?

10/14/2010 4:40 PM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

Jasmine Waltz is getting famous for being David Arquette's rebound chick, while Rachel Uchitel made a name for herself by being Tiger Woods' mistress #1.

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31.

Tim    

Not Fair !

Rachel will tell you herself her face is the worst part of her body

1379 days ago
32.

Details?    

TMZ time to play connect the STD's.

Tiger- been with many chicks, who have been with many men.
So Jasmine dated Doug Reinhard who has been with Paris Hilton, and we know at least one of them has bedded numerous people, who have bedded numerous people. So can you connect the soars??
Last but not least....Run Courtney run!!!!

Just think, every time you hook up with someone, you expose yourself and your future partners to everything (STD'S) your quicky and all their quickies have!

1379 days ago
33.

Lisa    

Either one of these women has seen more ****s than a urologist. If I were a man-no way. As a woman no frickin way!

1379 days ago
34.

Boldface    

I've always thought that Rachel looked sort of douche-y. Her facial expressions and poses are so fake. Jasmine is a little more real looking and she sort of resembles Megan Fox.

1379 days ago
35.

Bronson    

ITs too bad we cant see the people responding >>> ;-)

1379 days ago
36.

C    

David obviously has a type. Jasmine looks so much like Courtney.

1379 days ago
37.

lhartwell    

I guess that depends.....who's d-ic-k are we using?

It better be wrapped in all kinds of plastic first. I suspect most will agree with me.

Why do women do stuipd sh-it-ty like this? Nothing ever comes out laying a married man, let alone someday famous.

So, they must be seeking this? No?

1379 days ago
38.

Nik    

Racheal has done too much surgery. She now looks like a transexual.

1379 days ago
39.

Bootpunk    

I would rather do Lenny Dykstra from the next story! These two are pigs.

1379 days ago
40.

Cartman    

I would take Rachel and then try to take her money. Turnabout is fair play.

Other chick has no money and dates minor league celebs, that is pretty much like all the other chicks in LA so pass on her.

1379 days ago
41.

ST94    

Where's the option for neither?

1379 days ago
42.

George210    

I'D do both hell wont have too long till 2012... haha

1379 days ago
43.

Superman    

Yeah, and Harvey tried to say Jasmine isn't like Rachel because David & Courtney are separated. Duh, Harvey! How do you think that conversation went?!?! It was either:

"I don't care you are married. Let's have sex."

OR

Jasmine: "You're married."
David: "We are on a break."
Jasmine: "Ok, let's have sex."

Only a degenerate would say she's not a gold-digging adulterous whore!

1379 days ago
44.

Mike    

What's hilarious is that 99.9% of the men responding on this thread would immediately hop into bed with either of these women - and then brag to their male friends the following woman about the "hot chick" they banged last night.

1379 days ago
45.

snodgrass    

One would have to strap a board across his butt with Rachel.
Geronimoooooo!

1379 days ago
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