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Steven Slater

I'm a Rapper Now, B*tches

11/17/2010 7:15 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater is now a professional RAPPER -- and TMZ has obtained his new song ... a song that makes Angelina from "Jersey Shore" look like friggin' Jay-Z.

Steven Slater Rap Video
Dude just scored a contract to spit some rhymes for a company called Line 2 -- a cell phone app that provides in-flight texting ability on airplanes that have Wi-Fi.

As for some of the lyrical gems ...

My name is Steven Slater...
And I'm no longer blue...
Now don't be a hater...
Cause you never flew.

Now I'm pimping Line 2...
And the killer app it is...
My legal fees are paid...
By the .com biz.

Climb into the cockpit...
And throw all the switches...
Now you're using Line 2...
I'm Steven Slater bitches.

Dope.

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Bippy    

Ok - now what????

1397 days ago
2.

Fred Farkel    

OK. I'll say what everyone is thinking:

Gay people make me want to throw up.

1397 days ago
3.

Jackie    

HUH!!....who is he?

1397 days ago
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Also Just Sayin'    

OK...you guys know this jokes, right? Not awesomely funny unfortunately, but not meant to be taken the bit seriously.

1397 days ago
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ScroogeMcDuck    

He should spend less time trying to become famous and more time focusing on his fight against his HIV. I'm betting all of the viral drugs he's taking for that caused his drama queen type antics in the first place.

1397 days ago
6.

Kelly    

Gawd, hasn't it been way longer than 15 minutes?!

1397 days ago
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Sue from Tampa    

and Guys who call other guys or girls "bitches" There's a CLUE into who si gay or not. Straight men dont call each other bitches in this really "gay" context.

1397 days ago
8.

Sarafina    

Only in America...

1397 days ago
9.

jimm    

i am really starting to hate this place. WTF is this

1397 days ago
10.

Carvey    

Oh not this guy again. Sheesh!

1397 days ago
11.

angles    

if you think this animal who endanger all those people on the plane is going to be a rock star think long and haed .

1397 days ago
12.

Jon    

Doesn't seem like He learned His lesson from His attitude.
How come He's not in jail singing for His baloney sandwich?

1397 days ago
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jus because    

Don't be a hater ... this is HILARIOUS!!!

1397 days ago
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Bippy    

This is part of his therapy - remember he was to get mental health care - I guess this is to help vent his anger by repeating to us over and over that he has always been right and justified in what he did !!!

1397 days ago
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jus because    

I can't believe all the nasty anti-gay comments ... makes one realize why there are so many teen suicides from bullying,

1397 days ago
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