Xtina's New Man -- It's Getting Personal

SHE IS SO HOT! I love her. But I am not liking this dude, there is something weird or off about him

That does NOT look like Christina A. to me.

Thats not her.

She has gained so much weight. I'm not saying she's fat, by "normal" person standards she still looks great and healthy. But by Xtina standards? Back away from the Twinkie.

"...posted on it's" (sic)

she will leave him for a girl.

She's so damn seXi! Yummi

That's not her. The nose isn't hers, and I think she's a bit smaller than that unless he's a pretty small guy.

Why do we have to do the fact checking for you TMZ? That is not Christina Aguillera.

I hope he's not taking any of this too awfully serious. She's on the rebound and just wants to be free. Only problem is - She doesn't know how!

It just occurred to me that TMZ probably paid a premium for this photo thinking it was Christina in it. Gotta give credit to the Pap that pulled the wool over TMZ's eyes.

She likes goofy looking guys

First thing I thought when looking upon this picture: That does not look like her. But, who would it be? Maybe it's just the angle. And, about the whole he didn't perform thing, maybe she just joined him on whatever personal thing he had to attend to.

She like the fastest women in America too get over a marriage so quickly. And it appears she does have a thing for dorky looking guys, because this guy looks identical to her last husband, who was dorky looking!

Wow, so this guy shines on (there's a faded phrase for ya!) his band's gig so he can be her ornament? He must really be in love...either that or she has him by the nuts.