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Snooki

I've NEVER Written a Check

Before in My Life

1/27/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

She's made a TON of cash in the last few years -- but Snooki claims she's never written a real check before in her life ... and now she's gonna exploit the hell out of her bank ignorance on her upcoming spin-off.

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It's just another one of the jewels we discovered in the rundown of Snooks' new show -- "Snooki and Jwoww Vs. The World" ... yes, that's the actual working title.

According to the documents, obtained by TMZ, one of the big scenes takes place inside of a Jersey bank, when Papa Snooki tries to teach the 23-year-old how to fill out a check book.

When Snooki ... who's reportedly banking $30k per ep ... finally opens her first checking account -- she asks the banker, "Do you have any blinged out checks?"

The rundown explains, "She gets a crash course in balancing her checkbook ... but adding and subtracting from the ledger proves too much for her."

Shocker.


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AJFS    

I am the Walrus... The Jersey Walrus!

1303 days ago
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smb    

Hoping we watch this with mouths agape at the sheer stupidity. Oh, please, Children of the World, do not take this as How To Be!

1303 days ago
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Daniel Mountain    

The picture says it all.

1303 days ago
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TravelSheryl    

This is probably not that uncommon today if you don't pay rent. People today use credit cards for everything.

1303 days ago
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casting couch    

Snooki wants smoosh smoosh

1303 days ago
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KellyBunny    

What the crap? She's 23 and her father is just NOW teaching her how to use and balance a checkbook? That sounds like great parenting right there... WOW

1303 days ago
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Oval Beach    

That picture makes her look like an absolute BEAST!!! Not far from reality really.

1303 days ago
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MIDNIGHT TOKER    

how much does TMZ get for putting her on here all the time,,I bet it must be at least 50 more bucks a month

1303 days ago
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Deborah    

I've seen enough of her. Never even seen her show and will not. Why and how did she get so popular? Because she's loud and vulgar mouth! Disgusting!!!!!!

1303 days ago
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Kevin    

Of course she can't right a check she has been too busy being an ******* all her life, she needs to get cancer and die.

1303 days ago
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nancy48il    

It's idiots like her who can't write a check but has the money to do it...go figure!

1303 days ago
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Opinion    

Calling that ignorance is an insult to ignorant people. Ignorant means, doesn't know, but willing and able to learn.
She is just stupid. Doesn't know, doesn't care, not willing or able to learn.

1303 days ago
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Nicole    

this thing is such a frigging moron that somehow her not knowing how to write a check doesn't surprise me

1303 days ago
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ketjo    

She doesn't know how to write a check !!!!

Get real....she's a jersey girl, they know how to write a check before they can write ther name, how to use a credit card and even give you correct change for a twenty dollar bill by the time they are 5 yrs old.....she's the smartest little dumb whore you ever did see......

MTV is really really sinking to a new low in programing....

1303 days ago
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haha    

If that's true, what's the deal then? Does somebody else pay her bills for her and give her an allowance and whatnot? If so, she really needs to hire somebody to watch the somebody who is in charge of her dough.

But I don't suppose she's smart enough to know that. I suspect we'll hear in a few years about how broke she is, how she owes millions in taxes, how she spent like crazy, and how the person watching her money was secretly robbing her.

1303 days ago
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