Dina Lohan -- Mama Has Arrived!

That explains why I can't find peroxide in any nearby stores!

This just in...Massive cocaine shortage reported in the Los Angeles and surrounding areas. In other news the Los Angeles department of Public works has reported that the white traffic lines on the roadways leading from LAX to Lindsay Lohan's residence have mysteriously disappeared.

Thank God all those "sources close to Loser Li-ho" (a.k.a. DUIna Lohan herself) made sure to phone you guys to catch her entrance on film. It's not like she's gotten a million times more publicity already for doing nothing and being nobody than she deserves.

@Lindsay
Venice is in the Airport Courthouse district

Get real, Dina IS the majority of Lindseys problems. Dina is a major drug addict and a total fame wh0re.

I was just playing World of Warcraft when the entire contents of the guild bank mysteriously disappeared! One of my friends says she saw a freckle-faced rogue running off with the loot!

One camera, and he said he was from TMZ. What a surprise

This just in...Massive cocaine shortage reported in the Los Angeles and surrounding areas. In other news the Los Angeles department of Public works has reported that the white traffic lines on the roadways leading from LAX to Lindsay Lohan's residence have mysteriously disappeared.

Posted at 5:24 PM on Feb 21, 2011 by rex kramer
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Priceless!!!

@Lindsay
Eh no it couldn't have been held downtown.
Why do you think the search warrant was signed at the airport court?
The July 6th sentence was ridiculous for what Lindsay done (missing a few classes) and even the prosecutor thought so.
The fact that the disgraceful Judge was forced to remove herself after she personally contacted rehab centers says a lot about the case.

Lindsay
OJ was in custody.

Did they fly commercial? poor things.

If Lindsay gets less than six months for violating her parole by committing felony grand theft -- then we know the FIX is in.

No one and I mean NO ONE would get less than that with the same cir***stances and record.

We are ALL watching you LA prosecutors office! This is a slam dunk and Lindsay MUST receive at the very least 6 months in jail time if the system is fair. Don't screw this up LA DA or you will be the complete laughing stock of the judicial system in this country.

In more important news, I wonder what Linsday will wear to court? White again for innocence? Maybe she should ride to court on a white horse?... wearing diamond earrings? (to show that she didn't need to steal anything because she already has expensive jewelry.

Wouldn't you think the Mother skipping thru the airport and the Sister giggling in the back seat would be seeming kinda scared about all this court goings on by now? Sure she keeps getting off with it but doesn't it usually finally bite you in the ass sometime? How do they seem so confident that she is never going to get in real trouble, jail for example? Don't say because she is a celeb because if she was she would be living a celebrity lifestyle like Reese,Jennifer A.,Jennifer G.,Angelina,Natalie,Jessica S. etc.

Dina's world is crashing in.
Her ticket to parties is on the "No List"
Flew commercial
Didnt even have a Porter for her luggage

Futmz - This latest is a masterpiece. Especially like the SCH and Nicole references!