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Lorre: Sheen's Fall From Grace is a 'Sprint'

3/1/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Chuck Lorre just posted an existential statement on his website with a vanity card from tonight's episode of "Mike and Molly" -- and if we're reading it correctly, it sounds like "Two and a Half Men" is over and out.


The statement is long and rambling -- it seems he's mocking Charlie's recent ramblings.  Lorre says, "I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individualism, the false feeling of being separate."  Translation:  Charlie may think he's blazing his own path but he's still on the well-traveled trail of life.

Lorre goes on:  "I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness."  Translation:  Charlie is living in a dream world.

There are other gems, but Lorre ends by writing, "The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace.  Or perhaps more accurately, Screw Grace, I am so outta here!" 

As for writing, "I am so outta here!" could be Lorre talking or it could be what Lorre thinks Charlie is saying. 

The more we think about it, it seems he's referring to Charlie, but either way, what really seems "outta here" is "Two and a Half Men."


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BTY.. Chuck...Should have fired him a long time ago!!!

1276 days ago

Sad sad    


After reading that I'm concerned for Chucks safety. Charlie's been physically violent in the past and this is his worst low yet.


And they talk of Charlie's rantings & drugs..hate to tell Lorre but if he's suffering from invaders from Mars & zombies maybe he needs to put down the pipe, the rig, the glass & the pills sounds may have created the show but Charlie MADE the show & his fans are sick of hearing how he's the cause behind workers being out of a job...You were the one that pulled it so get your head out of your ass...look in the mirror 7 warn everyone else to standback cause someone is going to get hurt from all the falling glass out of that glass bubble your living in while throwing stones!!!!!!!!!!

1276 days ago

real deal    

It's very high brow, in a low brow sort of way; mistaking verbosity for poignancy. Eh, sitcom writers; everybody's a jailhouse poet.

Do you mean to tell me that this guy wrote another 333 of these? Sheesh. Vanity is right.

1276 days ago


Well he seems to be a pretty smart guy. I understood every bit of the rambling. Consciousness with clairity is a gift.

1276 days ago

Kelly Juntunen    

Who cares? The show sucked anyways.

1276 days ago

Total Moron Zone    



1276 days ago


You go, Lorre!
It's about time someone chose integrity over $$$.
Charlie's ego and drug habits just aren't worth feeding.
No one will ever look at Charlie the same. He exposed himself to be the ugliest of the ugly.
Charlie is a con artist, he's not honest.

"This is your brain (egg) and this is your brain on drugs (*cracks egg into frying pan) ... *sizzzzle*)".

1276 days ago


anyone and i do mean anyone who thinks cs is right is as nuts as he is.

1276 days ago


What a load of existential B-ll****..... read many self help books. you dork?

1276 days ago

Sharley Cheen    

Where's Jon Cryer through all of this? Poor Ducky. Ok... enough of this. Can we get back to the neverending bombardment of journalistic excellence as it relates to Mel Gibson and whatsherface?

1276 days ago

Jim in Cali    

@96 blame Chuck Lorre and CBS for not firing the idiot. There are plenty of writers out there that can write for 2 1/2 Half men. Screw you Lorre, you took the show away from the fans.

Keep winning Charlie.

1276 days ago

Sad sad    

The one word that is not in Charlie's vocabulary is balance. The scale tipped the **** over completely off the table and onto the floor.

1276 days ago


so, chuck lorre hides behind his laptop for eight years, cowardly insulting charlie sheen, the man who put food on lorre's table, and for eight years, charlie says nothing. now that charlie, albeit far too out of hand, decides to fight back, lorre slams charlie on yet another ridiculous vanity card, running away and shutting down the show. Lorre's an ever bigger ahole than i thought.

1276 days ago


wow what a dork this haim kid is

what is this guy snorting

1276 days ago


Watching CS friend, Sean Penn, contribute to Haiti. Living down there, helping down there, contributing to humanity. Why doesn't Sean take his 'friend' down to Haiti and give him a taste of humanity. The man (maybe) could use a HUGE DOSE OF REALITY!!!!!! If he's the GOD he alludes to, he is needed somewhere other than in his own mind.

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