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MTV Star Arrested, Smears Poop on Jail Cell

2/28/2011 1:08 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

MTV reality show star Abram Boise must have been feeling down in the dumps after he got arrested this weekend ... because while sitting in his jail cell, he defecated in his hands and smeared it on the cell ... this according to law enforcement sources.

Abram Boise

Boise was arrested in Massachusetts by Lunenburg PD on two counts of defacing property and one count of indecent exposure ... after cops found him urinating in public.

But apparently his bowels weren't empty ... because law enforcement sources tell us he peed on the floor of the cell, was moved to a second one, and then he pooped in his hand and smeared it all over the wall of the second cell.

Abram has appeared in such reality shows as “Road Rules: South Pacific,” “The Gauntlet,” “The Inferno,” “Battle of the Sexes 2,” “The Inferno 3” and “The Island.”

In case you give a crap, Abram is scheduled to be arraigned today.


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76.

Googie    

Don't bother transferring him to a clean cell. He smeared the ****, now let him sleep in it. Hand him a brush, a mop, soap & water and do not let him out until he clean it all!

1146 days ago
77.

Nostradamus    

Hilarious, this guy was always on the verge of sanity.

1146 days ago
78.

jescabi    

Ha ha Lunenburg is the smallest town everrr....but thats how big we party, we end up on TMZ. love it! And the pd station is brand new and cost a gazillion dollars to build and there is very little crime so I doubt it was dirty

1146 days ago
79.

TheUltraworld    

What is it about jail that makes inmates smear feces all over?

1146 days ago
80.

Y do he got    

there also is nothing illegal about having a blater control problem and many old farts have that also.SMIT slinging by the LA PD and timmy Zzzzz jail cells are full of broken smitters and smit plus the drive you nuts cell without tolets if you go anywhere they say your nuts thats why they placed him in a cell without a tolet TO BUILD THIER WEAK CASE up with BS it`s like my old court monkey use to say IF you throw ENF FN smit it will sooner or later stick and thats wTF they R doing here beefin up thier smit case by useing thier johhnys run by johhnys full of smit mindsets.When you work and live running those cells your mind gets real bent and you will lie to keep your gov job as they most all do but smit headed Timmy Zzzzz going along for the ride is superbad press as in no press just simple pimple mindsets lieing to keep thier TMZ daycare seat and pills.F tmz you could`nt tell the truth if it fell out of your bootpluged tazzys

1146 days ago
81.

eggshells los gogo    

BULLSMIT weak case built up with more bullsmit still makes it a weak SMIT case with backup`ed tolet more smit plus press smit still a smit case weak as harveys daycare center loosers and are small as harveys underwear full of stinkie smit cakes leaking down his chicken leggs

1146 days ago
82.

papprorattist    

SMIT case? timmy Zzz your crew is full of more smit than anyone..you all should be locked in a cell without a smitter than transfered to a cell full of backed up smit piles UNtill you all go crazyer than than smit so you can overcome yourt smit story mindsets full of smittys and pukes farts and BO`s

1146 days ago
83.

Yidmash    

That an`t smit I`ll place the whole TMZ crew in a group cell with the standard one smitter plug it up first and film it live on a webby and watch the smit games TMZ the fat guy would smit first than maxxcy pads would wipe his face and hands in it.Those fat hacks would role in that smit like pigs on a farm until harvey went nuts on thier tassy and took away all thier peaNUT butter right from thier holes

1146 days ago
84.

papprorattist    

LET the jail house smit game began..homeless guys smit all over thier cells and street smitters built thier homes from thier own PEAnut butters.TMZ should be locked up with thier omw smit for writting a smit story about smit HARVEY lovs his smit and his adult daycare center has tons of stinkie gems for him thier live TV show is filmed in their smitter?

1146 days ago
85.

Thomas    

Don't shake hands with him.

1146 days ago
86.

Lisa    

Gross....who poops in their own hands? Geesh...guy's got issues!

1146 days ago
87.

shiela    

OMG that is sooo funny and yet disgusting...

1146 days ago
88.

Amy    

I don't know who he is, but that is really disgusting!

1146 days ago
89.

Y do he got    

Smit4smit TMZ wins hands dowsns

1146 days ago
90.

AntiPalinAlaska    

MTV stars POOP?

1146 days ago
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