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Coco Crisp to Cops: The Secret Service Protects Me

3/4/2011 3:43 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Coco Crisp must think he's the President of the United States -- because on the night he was arrested on suspicion of DUI, he told police he was being guarded by the Secret Service.

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TMZ has obtained the police report detailing what went down the night the Oakland A's outfielder (and Charlie Sheen's baseball buddy) was popped for DUI.  According to the report, cops observed Crisp and another vehicle driving down the street -- but observed Crisp driving erratically, so they pulled him over.

Cops say the driver of the other car pulled over as well. And that's when police asked Crisp if he knew the driver of the other vehicle.  Crisp responded .... they were Secret Service. Cops later determined they were private security.

According to the report, Crisp blew  a .13 when he was arrested.  Crisp told police he had one glass of champagne and two glasses of wine and that he just had a root canal.

Crisp was in the lineup at spring training for the A's the day after the arrest.


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Phreaky    

LMAO - "Secret service" is how a ghetto black man says "private security".

1242 days ago
2.

en Todo Momento!!    

winning!!!!!

1242 days ago
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Sugarbutt    

What kind of decent man would call him Coco Crisp? A walking cartoon, and an insult to Afro Americans everywhere!

1242 days ago
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MIDNIGHT TOKER    

thank god for stet dockets or ol midnight toker would have been away for awhile..Im sure I would have been missed..they really do need to legalize pot soon..very soon

this guiy needs to go to jail,,he could have killed someone driving drunk

1242 days ago
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kp    

what a liar, always some body or some thing else caused this. How about being resposnible for your actions. Drunk Driving is not okay

1242 days ago
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Jack    

Hey Coco, why not have the 'private security' drive? Another brilliant athlete making millions off the backs of hard working people who, for some unknown reason, continue to put millions in the wallets of these uneducated, selfish athletes who would be working minimum wage jobs if they weren't playing a game for a living.

1242 days ago
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MP    

I've never had a root canal, but I would assume there are painkillers involved? Most intelligent people know not to mix painkillers with alcohol, never mind driving afterward.

1242 days ago
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Gloria    

Has anyone tested him for the drug "CHARLIE SHEEN"

1242 days ago
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terry    

Wasn't going to say anything, but have to......who are you?......

1242 days ago
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KenzieQ    

LOL! No surprise that these are the type of people who hang out with Charlie Sheen... "Goddess" BREE Olson got a DUI Feb 3rd in Indiana, Cops said she was so drunk she kept pulling her pants down to try and pee on the floor.

1242 days ago
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Tammy    

I've never had a root canal, but I would assume there are painkillers involved? Most intelligent people know not to mix painkillers with alcohol, never mind driving afterward.

Posted at 11:02 AM on Mar 4, 2011 by MP

You mix painkillers with alcohol if you want to "trip," which I'm fine with. What's NOT fine is driving after you do that. Why don't people keep their drugging off the roads? keep it indoor!

1242 days ago
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sgm    

First of all, who in hell would name their child coco crisp? Second, why didn't you let the "secret service" drive you big idiot!

1242 days ago
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Chuck    

He had to be drunk in order to call himself Coco Crisp...sounds like a gay porn star.

1242 days ago
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sean    

I read that her twitter page is hot!!What huh,wrong coco duh..winning

1242 days ago
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janet    

Secret Service my ass. A friend of mine is Secret Service. His detail is an ex-first lady. This is beyond funny.

You got caught.

1242 days ago
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