Michael Lohan Swaps Spit with 'NJ Housewife'

please dont ever sneek up on me with a picture like that. I was peacefully scrolling and then i was not peaceful any more. maybe a bold text banner, something like WARNING, MICHAEL LOHANS TONGUE ON VIEW BELOW.please, i need a choice.

More than a disgusting excuse for a father--a digusting excuse for a human being. If my father acted like this guy, I think I would have to hang myself. I couldn't stand the humiliation.

EWWWWWW ^

Impossible since he is locked down on Celebrity Rehab

How did TMZ get a picture of my stool?

YUUUUK...Stop putting the zoom option on this stuff...NOBODY uses it.

Looks like Kim and her PR wiz Celebritymagnet/ Tom Murro are at it again!

For some reason I just thought of mercury-tainted raw tuna.

Obviously, he is heartbroken about Lindsay's predicament and just compensating and sublimating his pain. He is such a good dad and a role model for the nation. Unfortunately, the nation is Libya when it's run by Gaddafi who's blowing up his own people with tanks and fighter jets.

I'd rather watch a full forensic autopsy than to see this. I think it would make me less nauseous.

I thought that Michael was in rehab.... or pretend rehab on Dr. Drew's VH-1 show!

EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

So he's not banging that nazi whore this week? I am so happy that this has been such a trying year for the Lowlyhans and it's only going to get worse for them!

Isn't she like.. Old?
bahahhah

YUCK!!!!!!!