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Michael Lohan --

Kate Major Assaulted ME!

3/23/2011 3:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Michael Lohan is already back at the West Hollywood Sheriff's office -- except this time, he's the one filing a police report ... claiming Kate Major is a LIAR ... because she's the one who assaulted HIM.

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Michael tells TMZ, he wants to set the record straight -- insisting he did NOT attack Kate ... and demanding cops arrest her for filing a false police report, in which she claims he beat her up.

According to Michael, he never tried to frame Kate by cutting himself with a sharp object -- in fact, Michael claims Kate pulled out the object in question ... and did the damage herself.

But not only that -- Michael claims Kate was already trespassing when the fight broke out ... because he kicked her out of the apartment a long time ago.

And if that wasn't bad enough ... MiLo claims Kate didn't leave empty-handed -- she took off with clothes he had originally bought for Lindsay.

And we all know how Lindsay needs more clothes.

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61.

andyconda    

please lohans stay out of florida i like my belongings and i would have to break milos face. dina is next she will get busted for selling her a8s. damn the way things are going their next family reunion will be in jail. michael jr my be in jail too for fighting with his boyfriend. looking at cody he might be safe maybe adopted

1311 days ago
62.

Lori    

God...don't you know the cops are just SO SICK OF THIS MORON!

I bet they all run to the back when someone spots his car in the parking lot!

ahhahahahahahahahaha...what a TOOL...go to jail .

1311 days ago
63.

andyconda    

if i ever see a man hit a women he would be picking up his teeth i have a sister and a mom i watch very carefully i should have smacked a few women but i walked away. there is no excuse. there creepy and there kooky mysterious and spooky there all together ookey the lohan family

1311 days ago
64.

andyconda    

the manson family has more class then the lohan clan please family just drink the cool aid

1311 days ago
65.

marknyc    

who cares about this clown

1311 days ago
66.

andyconda    

lori how can they justify this the rock and sean might be but buddies i would not have a friend that acts like a women beater

1311 days ago
67.

NitroVideo    

This is what we call a win-win situation. It doesnt matter who is lying or who started what. If only they had been in a sinking boat that would have been perfection.

1311 days ago
68.

Sandra     

Losers with Michael being the worst!!!

1311 days ago
69.

Linny    

Lookslikehedidithimself. Justsayin

1311 days ago
70.

andyconda    

i have been called worse by better

1311 days ago
71.

andyconda    

i am sure a ***** would know a douche bag a mile away

1311 days ago
72.

Jessica    

My piece of sh!+ soon-to-be ex husband tried to claim the same thing the multiple times he was hauled off to jail for domestic violence. Only I was the one beat up and traumatized and scratch marks like that are what you do when you are trying to defend yourself in vain from someone a lot bigger and stronger than you who can toss you around like a ragdoll. The cops never bought that story...not for one second...and a judge won't either. Lohan's not the first piece of sh!+ woman beater to claim he's the victim based on scratch marks.

1311 days ago
73.

diogenes    

Michael is such a manly man!!(hahaha) Look at the little baby scratches. go away ML Didn't you promise to STFU awhile back.

http://www.tmzdev.com/2010/10/20/michael-lohan-media-statement-lindsay-lohan/

1311 days ago
74.

andyconda    

where is lou when i need em

1311 days ago
75.

real deal    

Let me just say that MiLo is sofa king gay. What a drama queen. Thank God he's all better from his pretend heart attack because he as too afraid to go to jail - litle tough girl. How can anyone believe his nonsense. I'm really starting to think LiLo didn't turn out too bad, considering the mutant teenage parents she was saddled with.

More importantly, who is that cute blond?

1311 days ago
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