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Michael Lohan --

Kate Major Assaulted ME!

3/23/2011 3:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Michael Lohan is already back at the West Hollywood Sheriff's office -- except this time, he's the one filing a police report ... claiming Kate Major is a LIAR ... because she's the one who assaulted HIM.

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Michael tells TMZ, he wants to set the record straight -- insisting he did NOT attack Kate ... and demanding cops arrest her for filing a false police report, in which she claims he beat her up.

According to Michael, he never tried to frame Kate by cutting himself with a sharp object -- in fact, Michael claims Kate pulled out the object in question ... and did the damage herself.

But not only that -- Michael claims Kate was already trespassing when the fight broke out ... because he kicked her out of the apartment a long time ago.

And if that wasn't bad enough ... MiLo claims Kate didn't leave empty-handed -- she took off with clothes he had originally bought for Lindsay.

And we all know how Lindsay needs more clothes.

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76.

kat    

what happened to michael's promise to not talk to the press. that promise didn't last a week.

you notice every time michael has a fall out with lindsay, he beats up kate?

1256 days ago
77.

Cathy    

Michael Lohan needs to quit being such a giant *****!!!

1256 days ago
78.

FriendofLindsay    

I HATE him for all that he's done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1256 days ago
79.

Maileeann    

I don't see how any judge would believe a word that comes out of this guys mouth. He's nothing more than a famewhore, deadbeat and loser. And yea right, he bought clothes for Lilo (who won't have anything to do with him, like she needs any more clothes. Just go away Michael. All you do is make a complete ass of yourself over and over and over again.

1256 days ago
80.

Joann    

Don't believe a word he says. I believe he made those cuts on his own arm. He needs to take his bible quoting ass and go sit down. I hope they throw the book at him and his screwed up daughter.

1256 days ago
81.

Good riddance!    

Were those (self inflicted)'marks' from when the King of All Douches nailed himself to his douche bottle, or did he just steal one of his orange turd offspring's favorite dull attention getting razors?

As for this fake heart attack (impossible when you have a black coal lump where a heart would be), may it go something lie the Boy Who Cried Wolf-


Wolf...nothing. Wolf!...nothing....WOLF!!!..OH CRAP, A
REAL, ACTUAL WOLF!!!!!
=
Heart attack....nothing. Heart Attack!...nothing. HEART ATTACK!!!....GASP, GRABS CHEST... nevermore

1256 days ago
82.

PRO US    

she said. he said. who know? who care? whatever

1256 days ago
83.

cinema    

absolutely self inflicted. look at the way it curves a little towards his body. It indicates it was self inflicted and cut starting away from his body towards his body. It would be difficult for someone else to do that to him.

1256 days ago
84.

ML get a life    

Her career has been ruined due to very, very poor parenting....roflmao!!!!

Her career has been ruined by none other than LiHO! At some point she has to take blame for her own actions. Her parents are just lazy, sleazy, skank bums. Apples - trees? All their fifteen of fame is used up.

1256 days ago
85.

Andie    

This man is a worthlees piece of S**T who constantly runs his mouth. Why haven't these women beat HIS ass yet? If your too afraid, he has to go to sleep sometime, bash him over the head, (make sure you knock him out) and beat the hell out of him. Michael Lohan go away and take your family members with you.

1256 days ago
86.

Chuck D of Valpo    

"and the whirlwind has hit the thorn tree"

1256 days ago
87.

pammie8    

LMAO yeah that's believable!

1256 days ago
88.

DANA    

Why would she take Lindsay's clothes? It's not like they would fit her.

Posted at 11:56 AM on Mar 23, 2011 by ocgirl


+1

1256 days ago
89.

Cynstriss    

Liar liar pants on fire. Michael is never, ever believable.

1256 days ago
90.

Nancy    

How can you tell when a Lohan is lying? Its lips are moving.

1256 days ago
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