Lindsay Lohan Falls Down -- On Bended Knee

As the old adage goes, 'A leopard and a Lohan can't change their spots.'.

In her defense, someone probably pointed to the ground and yelled out "CRACK!" to warn her and her natural instincts took over and she immediately flew to the ground to find whatever loose crack nugget was down there. She was just doing what comes naturally to her 'kind'.

Dina is now contacting lawyers to find out how to sue gravity.

thought she quit smoking and why the hell is she in a bar??? let me guess her CA probation is only valid in CA. LOL that chick is a sad story. And since we all know that the judge, DA and the PO all read TMZ they should really step up and put a stop to her antics.

This is what happens when you mix crack, meth, and vodka. You start blowing the cement. Yick, just yuck.

If Lindsay wants to fall out of bars once in a while, there's nothing illegal about that.

That little has been will do anything for a photo op.

Not winning Lindsay !!!!!

Those are some serious hooker heels.

Why is she dressed like a prostitute? Not just any prostitute, but a cliche/stereotypical prostitute.

She'll soon be bar hopping courtesy of the California Penal system. It won't be anything like what she thought it was either!

In and out of jail. Hop! Hop! Hop!

If Lindsay wants to fall out of bars once in a while, there's nothing illegal about that.

Posted at 11:29 AM on Mar 31, 2011 by john smith

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Yup, you're right, MiLo, Jr. Doesn't make it any less nasty that your sis is kissing the fece, urine-poured cement either.

@john smith
EXACTLY
Lindsay's only legal obligation to remain free pending the outcome of her case and VOP is to attend the April 22nd prelim.

After Kamofie now making the video ppv Shawn will find it easier to win the case on reasonable doubt.
LINNOCENT

Lindsay on her knees? She should get used to it, its the only way she's going to get into any movies anytime soon.

Why don't this chick wear some flat shoes when she's going dinking and drugging?!

leave lindsaY alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

guess there is no more ankle bracelet---too bad really!

I can't believe this dumba##!! She deserves to be locked up and she is on her way to the "pine penality box", that is right unfortunately....death,institution or jail...so frigging sad...