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Charlie Sheen Tour -- Secret Weapon Delivers

4/5/2011 4:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

When the first night of Charlie Sheen's tour bombed ... our not-so top secret spy -- code name "Gassy" -- got the scoop. This is his story and, no ... we're not kidding about his code name. 
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16.

rico    

ENOUGH WITH THIS DOUCH BAG, MOST ON HERE AGREE. QUIT PROMOTING THIS LOSER.....

1297 days ago
17.

fgsd    

Living in Chicago I can tell you he did NOT do great. Many people wanted their money back, they said he acted a fool and used the F word like it was a joke all by itself. Many said THIS was not his style. Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, Bette Midler and alike can do this type of show. Charlie? Not so much.

Bottom line, if you support this fool, anything he says or does is going to be just darling to you.

I do not supposrt this running for his life from middle aged man. He is in my peer group and behaves like it was 1984. The rest of have Charlie.....

If this douche had no kids, then rock on with your bad self, but, since he has MANY children and ex wives, I find him repulsive, a coward, a drunk, a drug addict, a ego-maniac, a dead beat dad, a horrible son and brother and finally a douche bag.

But... wahat gets me? WHO would want to see this 'show'? I wouldn't give him 1.00 in a G-string let alone go to watch him act like the moron he plays on TV. Been there, done that.

1297 days ago
18.

fran    

ENOUGH WITH THIS DOUCH BAG, MOST ON HERE AGREE. QUIT PROMOTING THIS LOSER.....

Posted at 8:43 AM on Apr 5, 2011 by rico

I totally agree with you.

1297 days ago
19.

fran    

I dont really think the people of Chicago were applauding Charlie, they are more intelligent then that, I think they were just relieved it was over with...........how can anyone support this douch of a man

1297 days ago
20.

ksis    

So who are you trying to convince? Yoursleves maybe? The videos don't lie. He got standing ovation, they were laughing at his every word and they gave him ANOTHER standing ovation at the end. Like Charlie says...the scoreboard doesn't lie.

I wonder why nobody here is crucifying Brooke for her lifestyle. She is a parent too, isn't she?

1297 days ago
21.

Chaps    

ksis

They were laughing AT him, not WITH him!

1297 days ago
22.

real deal    

The "Torpoodos of Poop" tour seems to be a complete disaster. It's hard to believe that there will actually, possibly be more of them. Is it really even a show, technically speaking?

What is most amazing is that here is a guy that grew up in the industry, worked in the industry on a hit show even and has family that works in the industry, presumably he knows people in the industry; yet he apparently has absolutely no idea how to put a show together himself or who to call to help him put a show together. Like writers, for instance.

The performances by the Little Rascals in the backyard were better. He's like watching a cracked-out Alphalpha promoting the He Man Woman Haters Club.

I'd pay $9 tops, no drinks. The prices he wants for what he is offering are insane. I guess if people already paid, then might as well go - but it ain't worth it. I don't think anybody in Detroit or Chicago would say it actually was.

Other than standing on a mark reading lines, this guy has no talent, no writing, no inprov or stand-up skills at all.

And how long are we going to have to bear with his nonsensical sayings? It's soooo February boring.

Put the pipe down and take 2 steps back. You're #losing it dood.

1297 days ago
23.

Chaps    

ksis

Google

Bree Olson Black

She is more entertaining there with the circus freak than charlie ever will be!

1297 days ago
24.

Chaps    

Maybe if Chuckles ate an eggplant on stage like Bree he would get some real laughs!

1297 days ago
25.

ksis    

Chapsy...How about you find someone else to stalk? You're boring.
And your obsession with Bree is disturbing.

1297 days ago
26.

Chaps    

Chuckles has the obsession with Bree - hell he even whores her out with some live lesbo porn on stage as part of his act.

Its good that people know the source of Chuckles party favors.

Adonis DNA?

Check it!

African STD!

1297 days ago
27.

Truth    

I laugh at the hateful losers that are all depressed because Sheen didn't have a rough time in Chicago.

You were all set to POUNCE, and then ya got nothin'. boo hoo

1297 days ago
28.

Chaps    

Strip joints can do well is seedy neighborhoods - so its not surprising people show up, if Chuckles has a couple porn stars performing.

This isnt news, whores are the worlds oldest profession, and Charlie partakes! And he stars in that role!

1297 days ago
29.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Charlie, similar to most celebrities, is tragically out of touch with the realities of us "little people". Thus, Charlie assumed the people of Detroit are all crack addicts who would enjoy sharing their feelings about the sweet magic of crack.

Charlie got this opinion by watching the movie "8 Mile". To him, movies are reality. Is there anyone among Charlie's crony-posse-enablers who would dare give Charlie a clue re. reality? Nope. They'd get the boot for doubting The Emperor's New Clothes.

It looks like Detroit is THE INTELLIGENT AUDIENCE, since they were insulted by the assumptions of this Hollywood has-been.

What does this say about the audiences that foolishly give him standing ovations? They are crack heads.

Posted at 7:37 AM on Apr 5, 2011 by Fan

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Totally agree and well said, too.

1297 days ago
30.

Chaps    

This is going to put a curse on all the towns Chuckles does well in - There will be porn shops and redlight districts popping up all over, and a crack dealer on every corner - if thats what the people want, thats what they will get!

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