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Charlie Sheen -- I've Never Done Heroin

4/30/2011 11:29 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Chuck Lorre must have the wrong monkey (*wink wink, nudge nudge) because Charlie Sheen tells us in no uncertain terms ... he's never done heroin!

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Lorre took a not-so-veiled shot at Sheen on his vanity card at the end of "The Big Bang Theory" earlier this week. Lorre made reference to a monkey on the show behaving "increasingly erratic" and being "a heroin addict" -- but we all know who he was really referring to.

But Sheen tells TMZ point blank, "I have never done or tried heroin in my life."

And there you have it, straight from the monkey's mouth.


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301.

always    

I've looked good at the picture of the three and Chuck looks just like the monkey, beard and all. Charlie is good looking. Chuck the monkey could pass for your twin brother.The monkey is better looking then you though.

1249 days ago
302.

Linda    

Lorre needs to learn how to forgive people. If he is in AA his sponsor needs to have a talk with him. Lorre should know when people are in early recovery emotions and everything are unstable. When Charlie made those comments about Lorre he was more less detoxing. Lorre should understand recovery if hes in AA. If he stops the show because he dont want to work with Charlie then hes not working his program. And holding resentment and unforgiveness and this is no good for a person in recovery. LORRE HOPE YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND WORK YOUR PROGRAM instead of working your ego and pride.

1249 days ago
303.

RoastBeef    

Linda 24 minutes ago Lorre needs to learn how to forgive people. If he is in AA his sponsor needs to have a talk with him. Lorre should know when people are in early recovery emotions and everything are unstable. When Charlie made those comments about Lorre he was more less detoxing. Lorre should understand recovery if hes in AA. If he stops the show because he dont want to work with Charlie then hes not working his program. And holding resentment and unforgiveness and this is no good for a person in recovery. LORRE HOPE YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND WORK YOUR PROGRAM instead of working your ego and pride.

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Free pass for Charlie? Poor Charlie was detoxing and had no control over his mouth. Poor Charlie didn't mean to call the mothers of his children sluts and wh@res, he didn't mean to laugh at cancer faces being eaten up or call people ''damaged goods''. It's a slip of the tongue across the nation because he was ''detoxing''?
NO. Charlie BEAT his addiction with his Adonis DNA. The tigerblood purified him. Lorre is a mere mortal in comparison to the Rock Star from Mars.
Get with the program, Linda. He CURED HIMSELF. The SUPERIOR one is the one that is begging, not Lorre.
There is a place for Charlie to rise above Lorre. His OWN SHOW. He is far too EPIC to be dragged down by a ''nobody'' like Lorre. If Sheenius MADE Lorre, then Sheenius can MAKE HIMSELF.

It's so funny to read the ridiculous EXCUSES and the JUSTIFICATIONS for the Sheenius' behavior. He would DISAGREE with you, Linda. Please don't degrade and insult the WINNER by making him WEAK.

1249 days ago
304.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Oh, look - another "win" for Charlie - oh, wait - its another "loss" - oh, wait...whatever.

This review makes the case for RoastBeef's "Cult Mentality" theory of Charlie Sheen fans.

http://www.mercurynews.com/bay-area-news/ci_17969317?nclick_check=1

1249 days ago
305.

Crazy Head    

Anyone ever think that Charlie might be right about everything and Lorre might be wrong about everything? No - me neither

1249 days ago
306.

ksis    

"Get your (bleeping) ass down here or leave the building!" Sheen shouted to the mouthy perpertrator embedded in the upper level of the Nob Hill Masonic Center.

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OUR MAN.
Those hecklers are all brave in the audience, around asses like them, but none of them have the guts to stand up and say in his face what they have to say.

1249 days ago
307.

Nancy    

Yuppers, that's the way to settle ANYTHING! Physical violence solves it all! YOUR MAN, all right. What a sad, degrading spectacle... challenge a heckler physically because you can't compete verbally. Wow, that's WINNING?

He wasn't exactly 'winning' in this review either, but who cares about that? Pshaw, reviews are for idiots who don't know how to talk with their FISTS! Yeah!! Let's get that cage action going, right Tuna Man??

http://www.contracostatimes.com/news/ci_17969317?nclick_check=1

Ugh. It never ceases to amaze and sadden me how many people, especially women, are drawn to the infantile, cave-man antics of those who only possess enough brains to hurl testosterone-laden challenges to physical violence. Sad times, indeed.

1249 days ago
308.

RoastBeef    

Those hecklers are all brave in the audience, around asses like them, but none of them have the guts to stand up and say in his face what they have to say.

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Charlie the Winner is the gutsy brave one, definately.
When he tried to fight for custody of his kids, DID HE tell the judge their mother was a slut and a wh@re?
Why not?
He says it to anyone who pays him $100 to listen to him, why not tell the one who really makes a difference?
The COWARD held back, I bet. He had to save his bravery for the hecklers. That's a real man.

1249 days ago
309.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

@Linda,

First of all you're assuming that Lorre's comments really did have something to do with Charlie Sheen. Granted, according to the TMZ poll, that does seem to be the majority opinion here - but its still just an opinion.

I am of the (minority) opinion that TMZ is just stirring up a story and that Lorre could just as well be talking about addiction in a generic way. Lorre's attorney eats his vanity cards, remember? Lorre does often target addiction and just as often helps addicts. I'm including alcohol as a drug.

Its also an assumption that Lorre really did have anything to do with Charlie being fired. That's an assumption based on what Charlie claims not on the facts. The fact is that Charlie never had a contract with Lorre, which fact Charlie is now using to his advantage in asking for an open courtroom trial rather than arbitration.

The fact is that Warner Brothers held the contract and they terminated the contract. They did so only after Charlie failed to get any sort of rehab, including in home rehab. WB was OK with in home rehab until Charlie fired his sobriety coach and didn't replace him with any other professional. WB fired Charlie after Charlie refused to be seen by ANY medical doctor and/or licensed professional who could complete the certificate of fitness to return to work.

Its no wonder that Lorre and WB are largely keeping silent on this subject, even though their critics try to use their silence against them. People ignore the facts anyway, including the only time recently when WB made a statement. You know, that there were NO DISCUSSIONS for Charlie to return to the 2.5 Men show.

1249 days ago
310.

ksis    

Some are SO predictable. LOL!! Pathetic. But funny in a way.

1249 days ago
311.

RoastBeef    

This review makes the case for RoastBeef's "Cult Mentality" theory of Charlie Sheen fans.

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I know it does. You'll notice no one challenged it. They can't because every time their defences, rationale and diversions become exactly what is do***ented in the handful of symptoms that afflict them.
You have to see the humor in it. They're as funny as the one-man trainwreck steaming to his grave.

1249 days ago
312.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

Charlie sure is brave when he is surrounded by a security team, his super star private body guard, and ~ 3000 drunk and rowdy fans who have demonstrated their willingness to follow his direction by 'throwing money at him even when he hasn't removed his clothes'.

1249 days ago
313.

Autumn_in_Michigan    

@RoastBeef,

I figured you'd see it. Kinda hard to miss for anyone not drinking the KoolAid (to borrow from Nancy). I see the humor :-). For me its a laugh or you will cry situation.

On a somewhat related note, did you know that there is now a Charlie Sheen drinking game? Seriously. Fans at the shows take a shot of vodka every time Charlie says "Winning". I don't know when the game started I just started seeing tweets about it during the Houston show.

1249 days ago
314.

tami    

Charlie is lying i sold him some years ago in San Diego remember me charlie lol

1249 days ago
315.

Bubbajk    

With all the crap Charlie has admitted doing, how the fu** can he say with any believability he has never done heroin??

1249 days ago
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