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Lindsay Lohan -- I'm Staying Clean ... FOR LIFE

5/15/2011 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan plans to stay on the straight and narrow for the REST OF HER LIFE -- telling friends, she's serious this time ...  no drugs, no booze, no breaking the law ... ever again ... PERIOD.

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Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress had an epiphany after her sentencing -- and is completely at peace with the judge's decision ... community service, fines, counseling, shoplifters alternative class ... the whole package.

Technically, Lindsay is REQUIRED to stay sober during her formal probation -- which ends after she completes her 480 hours of community service -- but we're told, it doesn't matter ... Lindsay's committed to sobriety for the long haul.

One thing ... Lindsay does take issue with the three-year probation itself -- telling friends she doesn't think she deserves it -- but que sera sera ... she has learned to accept her fate.

Bottom line -- her friends are adamant ... Lindsay has learned her lesson once and for all.

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PhillipP    

She will be back in court by this time next year. She will never change, she has the devil in her.

1206 days ago
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karen darvin    

as I'm sure she will find out if she attends meetings, which i recommend for many reasons, she'll find that "one day at a time" is a better philosophy.And to those who are negative, it happens when it happens. the prospect of a life of never drinking or taking a drug as a young person, esp in Hollywood, is a daunting idea.some people suchh as Drew Baarrymore who considered herself an addict at a yong age says she now drinks occassionally.I appreciate her honesty.Na is a very strict program with many aspects about learning how to live life and make the right decisions and examining yourself.As much as i like parts of it and credit it as a helpful tool in making a change in life,some people do find they can have an occasional drink or smoke pot rather than taking prescription drugs, and although it isn't legal or allowed in NA here in Texas, the way they all smoke cigarettes, one of the most addictive substances known,makes me question their all or nothing policy.but she might really be through with this messs she's made of her life.i would consider many of her past episodes a bottom.but she's young, and its' hard for young people to look at a future of never", hence the" just for today."And lots of actresses go to school or do other things too.From what i can ee of it, the Hollywood young scene is not all that.it's kind of Not THAT!!!!!!

1206 days ago
33.

tenley    

Alrighty then, no more stories about her until she od's. PLEASE STOP WITH THE SECOND-BY-SECOND STORIES ON THIS LOSER

1206 days ago
34.

Vetteran    

Good luck to her. She's lucky to get the chance. Diversions are what she'll need.

1206 days ago
35.

penny    

"Shoplifters Alternative Class"---Ha, ha so funny. Whats that,something new for celebrity thieves that steal while on drugs.

1206 days ago
36.

janet    

How the heck is she going to stay with the paps. Its her only attention getting in trouble.

You know whenever they boast and brag what they are not going to do it's always just a matter of time when they do.

She doesn't deserve the breaks she's been getting.

1206 days ago
37.

Nikki    

LMFAO, thats as believeable as saying "NO Lohan shall lie again"

Oh Dina please stop with your LIES! Lindsay has spots that will NEVER change, and didnt she drink while in betty ford, didnt she get caught with a drity test after leaving rehab. Didnt she come up dirty with alcohol just a few weeks ago
YUP! she is serious about being clean and sober

She will screw up again in no time, and it will be someone eles fault

1206 days ago
38.

Gretchen    

Famous last words!!

1206 days ago
39.

Holly    

If she's commited to the BS she's saying, why is 3 years probation a problem? I'm twice her age and I dont have a single mugshot.
Then again, I've never been a theif, drunk, Hi jacker, reckless driver, irrespirable, brat with a coke head mother that condones bad behavior

1206 days ago
40.

mannequin    

Lipstick on a pig.

1206 days ago
41.

Holly    

That statement only proves she hasnt changed at all.

1206 days ago
42.

Marilyn    

She still is stupid & nothing can change that!

Still has no impulse control & we all know she is a convicted lying thief.

No chance whatsoever for a productive life as she seeks
the limelight even making this laughable boast to the public!

DUMB DUMB DUMB.. ROTTEN THROUGH & THROUGH.. LOSING!

1206 days ago
43.

HMMMM    

She has so many epiphanies after dodging jail time bullets, she should be put up for sainthood. Enough already. As the old saying goes, put your money where your mouth is. Until I SEE her manage three years of probation with no problems, I won't believe this. Unfair to get probation again? I don't think so, you idiot. Accept responsibility for your actions, do your "time" and shut up.

1206 days ago
44.

john smith    

Party time! Jusy kidding, way to go Li LOW!!!!!!!

1206 days ago
45.

john smith    

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super Lindsay, she's back. Haters watch your filthy mouths...

1206 days ago
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