Yo ho ho ... and a bottle of MGD ... 'twas a pirates life for Mildred Baena -- who decked herself out as a sexy swashbuckler for a Halloween party 1 year before she gave birth to Arnold's love child. 
According to the time stamp on the photos -- the Halloween boozefest went down back in October 1996.
Shiver me timbers!!!
Arnold's Baby Mama
One Naughty Little Pirate
5/18/2011 10:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Maverick
I can see why Arnold hit that.
Not.
Paulie
MOVE ON TO OTHER NEWS...PLEASE!!!
CrisDizzle
Arnold on the California economy & Patty's hoochie mama outfit: NO DEAL! i don't play that game! =P
tabi
move on to other important news please, enough with this elligal alien
NewHorizon
"Shiver me timbers!!!"
You misspelled Shriver.
Bruno
So much for the theory that she was at least hot back when all this happened.
Honestly, how did they manage to do it while they were both wearing bags?
Jackie
Is it A man?She must got preg from it's butt.....lol....
Sunshine
Fea
Truth
EEEEWW!!! DISGUSTING. WOULDNT TOUCH THAT WITH A 10 FT POLE. APPARENTLY ARNOLD'S POLE DID... JUST SAYIN.
Jack
He's got horrible taste in women. All those millions in the bank and that was the best he could do. What's the use in having an affair if you are trading down, and that is not easy to do with Maria.
ejay
tabi less than a minute ago
move on to other important news please, enough with this elligal alien
How do you know she is an illegal alien? Do you have inside information that the rest of us don't have?
pk
What the he$$ did he ever see in her? She is such an unattractive woman! ewww
Ann
Nice. Clearly, Arnold cheated with her because it was convenient for him. Unbelievable. He is right up there with Tiger Woods, maybe worse.
siennagold
So this one among Arnold's TYPES. ;)
Rudy Granata
See what happens when ya sniff too much of the pledge when the hired help is polishing the knob - you really gotta read the fine print in those employment contracts I tell ya