Heidi Montag and Crystal Harris -- Bikini Therapy

Crystal made the right choice and gave up her wedding plans. Bravo.

Wow, that was cheesy. And there's no way Crystal Harris is 25. She looks to be at least 30, which isn't bad, I mean she looks good for 30, just not for 25.

Why do all these women want to look the same? Crystal looks like a prettier version of Heidi, and dozens of other wannabes.

back on the market! looking for a new sugar daddy. golddiggers day out. happy prostituting, ladies!

Soooo excited for True Blood!!!

Myeh.

Uncle Fred loves both of them - although I would be plenty PO'd if I got dumped and then my girl went out and hung with Heidi for comfort.

I mean HEIDI???

Whatever.

What a set up photo. What is Crystal pointing to?

WHO LET HULK HOGAN AND HIS DAUGHTER IN???

life is just one big publicity seeking photo-op after another!!

The Montag woman should have had a face-reduction operation! My God, she has a big head!!! What an unattractive woman, and all fake at that! I mean: I am sitting here shaking my head in disbelief! In what world do these idiots live?!!

The dumb leading the dumber...

A gathering of skanks

Fakest looking boobs on earth. And I'm a boob lover. How sad is that, Heidi?

Sad ! Queen Goldigger and Queen Fakeness.

yikes...take about mirror images...
1.bottled blond...2.fake boobs...3.who knows what other "enhanchement"
let's hope they have a cunning master plan between them !!!