(3:14) Harvey asks Evan to read a funny headline out loud ... it's not that funny when read out loud.
(9:30) Some of the TMZ staffers compare their life outside of work to Shia LaBeouf's.
(11:36) Harvey ignores a comment about short man syndrome while co-host Brian invokes him.
(20:00) A caller with a secret identity gives us the inside scoop on probation departments.
(25:51) Harvey asks a caller if she is breast feeding ... why he went there no one knows.
(33:00) Coming out of the closet is good for your career ... at least for one ABC anchor.
(40:50) Demi Moore's recent petite frame draws comparisons to Karen Carpenter.
(49:15) We bash Soldier Boy for constantly flaunting his money ... he might want to watch it if he doesn't want to end up like MC Hammer!