(0:00) Gary has a massive turkey leg for lunch -- and like a pack of hyenas, staffers eat it right out of his hand.
(2:15) Breaking news! Kris Humphries thinks his wedding to Kim K. was a huge sham -- but she swears it was the real deal.
(10:01) Wayne Gretzky's daughter Paulina is so hot -- she's giving Harvey "weird feelings."
(13:03) So the big question -- would you rather have a daughter who's hot ... or homely.
(21:10) Rick Perry is blasted by the media after yet another gaff -- is it overkill? Howard Dean knows the feeling.
(28:30) Brian says Rick is following a perfect political formula -- be governor of Texas, be a dummy, then become president.
(35:02) Pete Siegel -- president of gottahaverockandroll.com -- calls in about the alleged lock of MJ's hair he's selling.
(42:01) Kevin Smith is on the phone! He's ticked off at blogs that blew one of his Twitter posts out of proportion.
(46:01) Kevin says he was pissed his movie "Red State" didn't get any love at the Spirit Awards -- but he was not attacking them.