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Jean-Claude Van Damme

The Lean Mean

Porn Stache Machine

2/14/2012 10:00 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez

Jean-Claude Van Damme and his new Tom Selleck approved 70s porn mustache.While on the set of his new flick "Welcome to the Jungle" in Puerto Rico on Tuesday, action star of yore Jean-Claude Van Damme proved he's still the Muscles from Brussels by showing off his tan, buff bod ... and his new Tom Selleck approved '70s porn stache.

This is one hairy situation the 51-year-old may not be able to get out of unscathed.

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Doral    

gross then and grosser now

793 days ago
17.

Drake    

Interesting news!!

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793 days ago
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angie    

HE LOOKS TOTALLY QUEBECOIS NOW LMAO HE IS MISSING THE COUPE LONGEUIL! THE MULLET!

793 days ago
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jbo    

Why yall *****z haytin?

793 days ago
20.

Jim    

I thought he was dead.

793 days ago
21.

Ih8Taxes    

Ummmm...where did his muscles go? I guess that's what happens when you stop taking steroids.

793 days ago
22.

Blue    

He looks really good...except for that molester stach. Bet this is going to be another right to "Netflix instant streaming" movie! Can't wait.

793 days ago
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Nostradamus    

Nice mutton chops Jean!

793 days ago
24.

Jim Jones    

Miss Obama is that you?

793 days ago
25.

Birdsht    

This little man tried to get tough with me and a buddy at a Chatsworth gas station and almost got beat down. Hes a small insecure little man that better watch who he waves his fists at. This isnt the movies dbag. Enjoy your blacklisting

793 days ago
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Birdsht    

Biggest Dbag in Hollywood and deserves his blacklisting. He talks to people like feces. Me and a buddy saw him at a Chatsworth gas station and he threated my buddy with a fist ****ed and ready for talking to him We almost kicked the **** out of him and let him know it. Hes a small wannabe man

793 days ago
27.

Seldombinlaid    

This guy look completely different. I'm trying to think how long it's been since I've seen this guy in anything. Had he walked past me I'd have not recognizes him. Muscles?

793 days ago
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Telstar    

He looks like a Denise Richards sex change.

793 days ago
29.

simon says    

excuse me for saying,,,but is he gay and hiv positive?

793 days ago
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simon says    

no offense, but is he gay and hiv positive?

793 days ago
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