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Jean-Claude Van Damme

The Lean Mean

Porn Stache Machine

2/14/2012 10:00 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez

Jean-Claude Van Damme and his new Tom Selleck approved 70s porn mustache.While on the set of his new flick "Welcome to the Jungle" in Puerto Rico on Tuesday, action star of yore Jean-Claude Van Damme proved he's still the Muscles from Brussels by showing off his tan, buff bod ... and his new Tom Selleck approved '70s porn stache.

This is one hairy situation the 51-year-old may not be able to get out of unscathed.

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Lucy    

He looks like a person whose body fat has shifted drastically as a result of long term use of antiretrovirals.

890 days ago
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Anthony    

DUDE its Captain Price from COD!!

890 days ago
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John    

Why is his face melting?

890 days ago
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kim    

OMG GROSSNESS AT IT'S BEST....

890 days ago
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Snowman with a Turnip Nose    

He looks like "Jean-Claude Escobar-Holmes"...

889 days ago
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robert    

That's a real celebrity right there. Seems like a really cool, too. Bought time he came back to hollywood but not a place you want to raise kids so it's also a good thing he left.

889 days ago
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Angie Diego    

LOL! oh.. the humanity. Jean-Claude, what happened to you? Get rid of the fake sideburns and go work out, then figure out you are 50 years old and cant do action movies anymore. Also, I heard you are only like 4'9" and have to stand on a box during many scenes in your movies. Is this true?? :)

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