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Lindsay Lohan

Marilyn Monroe Sketch Axed

by 'Saturday Night Live'

3/10/2012 5:12 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan was all set to continue her obsession with Marilyn Monroe during last week's "Saturday Night Live" -- but a sketch featuring her and Jon Hamm was scrapped at the last minute ... TMZ has learned. 

According to our sources, the sketch was to feature Lindsay as Marilyn and Hamm as JFK appearing to Rick Santorum (played by Andy Samberg) while he is at a conservative event (see photo above).

During the sketch, Marilyn and JFK explain Marilyn was on birth control provided to her by Medicare, which causes Santorum to vomit uncontrollably. Santorum (the real one) recently said that JFK's speech from 1960 about keeping religion out of politics "makes [him] want to throw up."

In the end, we're told the sketch made it all the way to rehearsals, and was even performed in front of a live audience, but was ultimately cut because of time constraints.

Lindsay has channeled Marilyn several times over the years, including her most recent Playboy cover.


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I'm going to chill out in the chatroom for a little while guys.

906 days ago


Hamm appears in next month's issue of ELLE UK, where he said, "Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or WHOEVER, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f**king idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly."

Don't tell me he doesn't feel the same way about Blohan. They're all interchangable afterall.

906 days ago


Hey Maddie,

This is left over from the other story... you stated you haven't seen lnor2.0 with Lindsay. Here are pictures of her Friday with lnor2.0. She's holding the YSL bag, and she's behind Ali in the pictures...

906 days ago


Still no SNL Obama jokes. How wimpy.

906 days ago


SNL is awful now. I hope they go off the air. Look who they have on now, Lindsey Blohan. That's all they can get because the show sucks. It was over after Adam Sandler, David Spade, Phil Hartman, and Chris Farley left.

906 days ago

Mumra the Ever Living    

Much like Santorum, if the skit had gone off as planned I too would be vomiting at the sight of a gutter whore like Lohan playing the immortal Marilyn.
I could see why it was cut. Lohan in a part so exposed, no one else around her except for two men, her robotically reading her cue cards with no idea of what the meaning behind the words are. I watched on clip from that show - the one where the women were all fairy tale princess - I was struck how absolutely NO ONE laughed at Lohans first line, not ONE PERSON. It was truly pathetic.

906 days ago

Sin D    

prooooooobably shoula kept it....could NOT possibly have been as bad as her other skits. Sorry...dey wuz haaaaard 2 watch...

906 days ago


I don't like it! By I want read it!
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906 days ago

JugEars McKenyan Sr..    

OH BOY that sounds like it was gonna be a real hoot! A lowlife crackho deadbeat daughter and sister and citizen mocking other people who live their lives by the word of God and don't live their lives up to their necks in decadence getting std's for life and HIV and more unclaimed and abortslaughted children and on and on they could mock becuase that's how she and the rest of that mowood tribe roll. Down decadence highway open throttle running over anything that dare cross the road when their drunken stoned azzes go whizzzing by. ANYONE supporting this chick at this point is a sucker. Fool me once, ever heard it? Not me. These people are the most mentally disturbed people in America who spend their lives living in the world of make believe making unbelievable money for doing it and they get paid by who? YOU while your electricity is going up and up and kids need new shoes and whatever. Make HER rich for being a silver screen/dvd crackho.

906 days ago


She needs to stop trying to be Marilyn and Liz. She can't pull either one of them off.

906 days ago


Wow TMZ ," that's weird, wild stuff"

906 days ago

Zach Swan    

Lindsay needs to get over her huge obsession with Marilyn Monroe. They bear no similarity except the likelihood that before long, both will have found their way to an early grave. Among the most significant differences? Marilyn was beloved. Lindsay is largely despised.

906 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

Um, TMZ, the H8turds demand pictures! They think they're entitled to know her whereabouts at all times, pretty stalkerish if you ask me. And talk about overly obsessed fans hiding in the closet their secret love for Lilolicious!!!

See you in the chat room!

906 days ago

vern dufford    

She is NO Marilyn Monroe!!!

906 days ago


First off Blohan, you are no Marlyn Monroe, so get over it. Nor Liz Taylor either. Even if she didn't stay out to 4am on Friday before the show, she wouldn't have been able to pull it off. Hell she couldn't remember half her lines on the skits she was in and had to go to the cue cards. Two desperate and washed up things come together. SNL and Lohan. Totally her idea to propose that idea.

906 days ago
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