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Dr. Conrad Murray

I'm Rail Thin

From Explosive Diarrhea

3/20/2012 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Dr. Conrad Murray has dumped 30 pounds because he is pooping out his guts
Dr. Conrad Murray
has dumped 30 pounds because he's pooping out his guts, and he blames the water at L.A. County Jail.

We're told Murray has been extremely sick since becoming an inmate last November. He claims the water smells and tastes bad, and believes it has given him a horrible case of dysentery. Murray says the bad water, along with a bad diet, is ruining his health.

Murray says he can't eat jail food, and is forced to eat what he calls "cat food" which he buys at the commissary .

Murray buys canned tuna for $4.25 a pop, salmon flakes for $3.50 and canned mackerel for $2.50. Murray is telling friends that aside from cats, he's the only human being forced to eat canned mackerel.

We're told Murray is filing multiple appeals to get out of jail, primarily because his health is compromised.

L.A. County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore tells TMZ, "All inmates receive the proper nutrition and medical care that is required by law, but the Sheriff's Dept. goes above and beyond what is required."

We don't know how the appellate judges feel about explosive diarrhea, but one thing we know for sure ... jail is a really sh**ty experience.


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You can say all you want about Michael Jackson having a drug problem. The only way a person can die from drugs is if he has access to the drug. Plain and simple. The fact remains that ALL DOCTORS ARE TO PRACTICE BY THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH. The HIPPOCRATIC OATH is an oath historically taken by physicians and other healthcare professionals SWEARING TO PRACTICE MEDICINE ETHICALLY!!!!! And if you do not comply you WILL LOSE your LICENSE and be thrown in jail. Which is exactly what happened to Dr Murray. This GREEDY LOW LIFE is in jail where he belongs with all the other CRIMINALS! His ACTIONS were CRIMINAL!!! I suggest that someone run a blood test on this QUACK to determine whether or not one of his girlfriends has been slipping him some type of tablet that she could easily conceal in her mouth. A tablet that will mimic the exact symptoms as dysentery. The other criminals do not seem to be suffering as he claims he is, and yet they are drinking the same water too. Word of advice to Dr. Quack BUY BOTTLED WATER!!! I have no empathy for you.

Love, Peace & Play By the Rules (they are there for a reason)

949 days ago


LOL.. too funny! Dude, it isn't the water, dumb butt. It is that you know you did wrong, and it is eating away at ya. You are stressing out being in jail too dude, because you have nothing better to do now, than to listen to that little voice inside your head that keeps telling your lame ass.. you shouldn't have giving that drug to Michael !!

You know what they say.. what goes around..comes back around.

You were a $#!^ doctor (to Michael) now you have the $#!^s !!

Don't worry, your bowels will fix themselves, dude. If not, oh, well.

949 days ago


giving OOPS

949 days ago

Throwback kid    

Maybe he should have thought abot that when he was on the phone talking to his striper girfriend while Jacko was dying! He should have called 811

949 days ago


$4 canned tuna and other jail foods are hard to handle once you're used to living the high life at the expense of someone else. Get used to it Murray, you're going to be eating it for a long time.

949 days ago


Dr. Murray should take a Xanax and relax. xD

949 days ago

Dr.Conrad Murray    

I took some pepto bismol and feel much better now,

I wonder what's for lunch?

Hungry Regards,
Dr.Robert Conrad Murray.

949 days ago

Big D    

He just isn't use to being the woman yet.

949 days ago


Whaaa, whaaa, whaaa, the food is too sh*tty for my expensive taste, whaaaaaa. Guess, what you great lumbering jackass, prision is supposed to be a PUNISHMENT not a gourmet experience. Remember that next time you pump someone full of dangerous drugs.

949 days ago


I'd recommend the BRAT diet, bananas, rice, applesauce and tea, also Imodium AD, Kaopectate, Pepto Bismol. After all that, he'd have the opposite problem, so milk of magnesia.

949 days ago


Try taking some oxycotton.

949 days ago


Awwww bless his little heart LOL seriously this made my day !!!! Murray you have gotten exactly what you deserve. I hope you realise that you were lucky to get a measly 4 years it should have been 25 you MURDERER

949 days ago


Have Conrad get in touch with a real Doctor.

949 days ago


Murray is unhappy and uncomfortable.

Surely he did NOT say they were
- ruining his health - ? ? ?
Oh no he didn't.
Kinda like you ruined MJ's health?????????????

We are crying for you connie.

949 days ago
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