Beyonce -- Having Blue Ivy Leaves Her in One Piece

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Blue Ivy, poor kid...Let's hope she someone will give her a nickname that is somewhat normal!

Is it just me or does it seem completely unlikely that Beyonce would have this post pregnancy body after just three months. It seems extremely suspicous to me. I think her and Jay Z hired a surrogate and kept it completely confidential. What other reason could there be for such increasingly tight security during her birth at the hospital. Just take a sec and think about what I am saying, it will make complete sense.

Curvy my ass! She is a big fat porker! 30 year olds should not have such a... thick physique.

Hey TMZ, don't tell me that you really believe she was pregnant? A surrogate was used and it could not be more obvious..

Oh please!!! We all know this whole pregnancy thing was a farce and she was NEVER pregnant, thus having never looked like having a baby. Post baby body. How stupid do you think we are B,J, & TMZ. It's sad that they have to continue this charade. Vanity and ego are can be a evil thing sometimes.....

I just don't get that name "Blue Ivy" it's just ****tering when she becomes old enough to realize she was named after a crayola crayon. Dang....

But did she have Blue Ivy?

(Narcissistic) Example #84...Giving your child a ridiculous name in order to make yourself stand out amongst the rest of the entertainment community and especially us inferior "normal" commoners. Blue Ivy for president 2048!

jay was prabaly like "hey boo, get you ass nice and fat and we gonna pretend you pregnant. Then we gonna lock down that hospital like a mf'er so nobody know. then you get your personal trainer in here and lickity split, you back to being pleasantly thick, no more of that fat ass s---! now lets go look at the baby, the nanny supervisor just said she was awake""

and if she wanted to quiet these rumors she could produce hospital records or at least a pic of herself with the bid ol fat belly. every preggo woman takes one.

She was never pregnant, her "pregnancy" was way shorter than a normal one, and the baby she showed in the pics is totally weired, so selfish and ashamed of being black, it's not the end of the world if you are, have principles!!!!

She almost looks like she has hairy legs in that first picture. Blech. At least she has the good sense not to wear a two-piece.

This is so unrealistic. I don't think this is at ALL healthy, if she really did have a baby. Doesn't the uterus stay swollen for several months???

all black and white, call her killer whale, a bay bee from jay z? how? when he never see the tail. can you see the tale?