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Simon Cowell

How I Got Jacked by Club Chick

4/17/2012 11:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Simon Cowell called in to confess he would "love" to have Britney Spears as a new judge on "X Factor." You also gotta see what Simon says about the one night stand chick who stole his computer -- and his prediction about Howard Stern on his other show ... "America's Got Talent."

Also, vindication for Milli Vanilli?? Fab Morvan dropped by to explain why he's no worse than today's lip-synching, auto-tuned pop stars. Plus, an age-defying celeb ass ... and the hysterical question that's been dubbed our "best ever."TMZLive-Download-Podcast-Graphic



(1:00) Breaking news -- Miley Cyrus' bloody mess.
(2:05) Black "Bachelor" contestant Marshana Richie calls in to talk about the show being sued for discrimination.
(7:32) Video of Charlie Sheen ... totally sober. Plus the first photo of Kathy Bates as Charlie's ghost on "Men."
(11:01) Fab Morvan from Milli Vanilli joins Harvey and Charles to say this generations crop of lip-syncers totally vindicates him.
(17:20) The inside scoop on the musical chairs going on between "GMA" and "Today."
(22:35) We asked the director of the Secret Service quite possibly the best question in our history.
(25:50) The guy who tried out to be a cheerleader for the Denver Broncos calls in.
(36:09) Simon Cowell is on the phone -- he answers all Harvey's questions about the hookup that stole his computer, what Howard Stern is really like, Britney Spears' chance of joining "The X Factor," and that sick house he bought his ex.

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R    

Levon Helm update, please.

829 days ago
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R    

Max, is that your name? Cut your hair, wash it.

829 days ago
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Bubbles The Chimp    

Nice summary Miles.

You forgot... TMZ Mike gains another chin.

829 days ago
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bagladey    

Auto-tune is not the same as having other people sing the whole song, which was the case with Milli Vanilli.

829 days ago
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MIKE    

Holy crap Mily cuts herself! BIG Fn deal "slow news day or what!

829 days ago
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charles    

on break, the slide suggestion, well, more interesting to see you live, there

829 days ago
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PM2901    

I just finished watching "The Talk." Sharon Osborne is an idiot! You shouldn't publicly piss off powerful people in the entertainment industry. Apparently there's a tell-all book being done on Simon Cowell. She declined the author's request to comment on her working relationship with Simon when she did "X Factor - UK" so he wrote about her anyway. Well, she didn't like that so she went on her show today and said a bunch of negative stuff about Simon. She even hit below the belt and said that he suffers from "small d*ick syndrome." All of the ladies (except Sarah Gilbert. . .smart girl) chimed in and made comments about Simon and laughed at everything Sharon said about him. She was on a roll. Simon, like Ryan Seacrest owns EVERYTHING in Hollywood! They're powerful! I believe Sharon's going to lose a lot of gigs behind that tirade. Her f*cking mouth is too big. She puts her foot in it constantly. If I was on the panel, I would've kept my mouth shut like Sarah Gilbert did. Simon looks vindictive. I like Sharon and her tacky daughter, Kelly, less and less as time goes on.

829 days ago
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MIKE    

I dont know how old Charlse is but he looks like he is about 25-30,but based just on how he talks and acts Im sure he is older.

829 days ago
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mebrat24    

KMZ LIVE Where is Breaking News?

829 days ago
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curious    

Harvey-are you Ace from Blind Gossip?

829 days ago
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Kathryn    

Of course, when reading the part about the lawsuit, does "african american and lawsuit" sound so natural to read together. smdh.

829 days ago
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pj    

Harvey and Charles,
I'm disappointed you eliminated the twitter scroll, the TMZLIVE poll and keeping the mike alive.

829 days ago
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bagladey    

TMZ Live is now like being at a live taping, and who wants to do that every day?

829 days ago
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R    

Simon, lots of us get off on your accent alone, house be damned.

829 days ago
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Donovan    

how dumb do they think people are? Simon is totally in on the book and the profits from it, look at how he himself brought it back to the book at the end of the interview.

829 days ago
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