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Tanning Mom

I'm Soo Down with Jay-Z!!

5/7/2012 7:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Tanning Mom
looks like she's 102-year-old bacon, but thinks she's a hip-hop fan in her 20s -- 'cause she was bumping Jay-Z loud enough to shatter the windows ... on her MINI-VAN!!

Tanning Mom -- aka Patricia Krentcil, aka Crypt Keeper, aka Burnt Beef Jerky -- was sitting in her driveway this weekend in Nutley, NJ blasting the only Jigga song you'd expect her to play ... "Young Forever."

While TM was chillin' to Jay ... she clearly got a little pissed off waiting for her husband.

Eventually, she stormed out of the car and back into the house ... showing off her severely over-tanned legs in a severely revealing outfit.

Just call us "jealous, fat, and ugly."

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76.

kronenburg    

She's obviously got a problem with booze - check out the quintessential distended alcoholic belly on her as she gets out of the car.

She needs treatment, and a responsible adult needs to be caring for her daughter, tanning controversy aside.

876 days ago
77.

Cooley    

Um. JAY Z IS OVER AGE 40 & SO IS SHE!

So they are peers in the same age group.

876 days ago
78.

IceGypsy    

TMZ you guys have to stop giving this thing attention. I do not want to see that turn into a reality show

876 days ago
79.

UpsideDownTire    

TMZ is so bored and has no news that they have to create "news". Isn't that Yellow Journalism?

876 days ago
80.

txcn    

TMZ sinks lower and lower every time it features one of these articles of these non celebrities. Haven't figured out the purpose of this other than encouraging the mob mentality gains them a lot of clicks, more so than any of the so called real celebrities they write about.. Perhaps its time TMZ changed its name to TVZ, The Viper Zone, because that is all it is anymore, a viper pit.

876 days ago
81.

Bitchmaster    

I bet masturbating on a cheese grater feels smoother than her bacon.

876 days ago
82.

Jackie    

Now we have 2 new wanna be celebs. Tanning Mom and Secret service hooker. Awww!!!....How many stories are remaining about these whores?

876 days ago
83.

Charlie    

We might be jumping into Conclusion, she probably couldn't really hear the music because of how old she is.

876 days ago
84.

Robert    

Just wrong - JUST SOOOO WRONG. Seriously she cannot honestly think she looks anything but disgusting. 102 year old bacon after being cured in friggin vinegar.

With that all I can is MY EYES - quick someone give me bleach (bleach is for her - gurl needs some whiteness)

876 days ago
85.

yOHONIA    

It dose not have to be broughtdown by any factor of opnipotency that aquring wealth and maintainig such in the intrim of being a muti-facited cerebrial ginormous financial icon could excite some of Americas Aristicratic Wealth. Young and mature. The woman has good taste

876 days ago
86.

Kim    

Leatherface lives!!!! (she's so nasty!)

876 days ago
87.

Beth    

"Crypt Keeper" love it - this woman is mentally impaired.

876 days ago
88.

Christine    

She really does think she's one hot #. . .too bad, it's like, sizzling bacon Hot. . .. .Ugh!

876 days ago
89.

Alii X    

And because its a popular word associated with a popular celebrity, people are now allowed to used the word 'jigga' with no regards to the people it offends, or the root of its nature.
Some will call me stupid, because they think this is something that I should just let go like they did. But if we let go on all the little things then eventually they add up to a big thing. So good going tmz on the racial promotion.

876 days ago
90.

Amas    

She kinda looks like a tanned Zira in the original Planet of the Apes.

876 days ago
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