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Tanning Mom

I'm Soo Down with Jay-Z!!

5/7/2012 7:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Tanning Mom
looks like she's 102-year-old bacon, but thinks she's a hip-hop fan in her 20s -- 'cause she was bumping Jay-Z loud enough to shatter the windows ... on her MINI-VAN!!

Tanning Mom -- aka Patricia Krentcil, aka Crypt Keeper, aka Burnt Beef Jerky -- was sitting in her driveway this weekend in Nutley, NJ blasting the only Jigga song you'd expect her to play ... "Young Forever."

While TM was chillin' to Jay ... she clearly got a little pissed off waiting for her husband.

Eventually, she stormed out of the car and back into the house ... showing off her severely over-tanned legs in a severely revealing outfit.

Just call us "jealous, fat, and ugly."

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106.

Crystal C    

She looks like a a shriveled up prune that's been chewed, spit out and stepped on...please stop with her pictures, they scare me.

796 days ago
107.

BB not bb    

If she is the crypt keeper, then who are the people in the crypts? All the pale as ghosts people who go around with their SPF infinity products on trying to avoid the sun like the living dead.


Sorry, pallid ghostly people are not everyone's cup of tea. Tanning is in for some. Maybe not for the corporate brainwashed consumers who must tout the value of sunblock, but for those not afraid of nature, tanning is cool.


Maybe all of these tanning haters are just the cranky depresed people who never get any sun because they are too scared of skin cancer or wrinkles or whatever other myth is flying around. Do they all want to live like bats who only come out of their caves at night?

796 days ago
108.

beez on da trap    

lol wtf why her butt look like that lmao bitch need butt implants next !!! burnnt chicken lol

796 days ago
109.

dianne    

She will look worse than a raisin by the age of 50.

796 days ago
110.

Marco Polo    

Geez this woman's 15 mins isn't over yet?

796 days ago
111.

Thurston Howell III    

This lady's face looks like fried hamburger, she takes her five year old daughter into a tanning booth, she wears outfits that show off her saggy azz , she dresses like she's 11, she fights with her neighbors, she's filed BK, she's been arrested for theft and her eyes scream out "I"M ONE INSANE BIOTCH PEOPLE".

Octo: watch out hunnie because there a new crazy azz biotch in town baby. Somebody's out to steal your crazy crown from you lady.

796 days ago
112.

Kabala    

Nice tan...

796 days ago
113.

Thurston Howell III    

Between this dumbazz, the New Jersey Housewives and Jersey Shore, Tony Soprano makes living in Jersey look refined and classy...and Springsteen brags about how he grew up in Jersey? Ugh.

796 days ago
114.

nORRis8    

Is she a Kardasian?

796 days ago
115.

Lori    

Ok, I don't think there is any denying that this woman is bat-$hit crazy, and she definitely has fried herself beyond repair, but it looks like she is wearing a tennis skirt to me. It's a super short one, but it does look like fitness attire.

796 days ago
116.

A    

Oh, my...is she serious right now in that skirt??

796 days ago
117.

bjay    

Why is TMZ obsessed with this lady? There are plenty of crazy overtan people in CA or NY to harass... It's like they are stalking her.... Weird.

796 days ago
118.

Bee    

The really, really pathetic thing is that she THINKS she is a 'celebrity' now. Stop following this sad, attention wh0re...does she even know where is daughter is?

She is constantly out without her kid. She looks like a fool. An old, dried up over-cooked fool.

Sad.

795 days ago
119.

carol    

WHEN SHE GETS SKIN CANCER AND HAS ALL KIND OF SORES ON HER FACE AND BODY AND IS GIVEN MONTHS TO LIVE, SHE WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DEAD PERSON IN THE COFFIN, TO BAD SHE WON'T LAST TO SEE HER DAUGHTER GRADUATE OR GET MARRIED. SHE IS ONE UGLY THING, CAN'T AND WON'T CALL HER A WOMEN, SHE'S NUTS TO DO WHAT SHE IS DOING TO HERSELF

795 days ago
120.

ckremer    

she a joke

795 days ago
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