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Playboy to Tanning Mom

KEEP DREAMING!!!

5/14/2012 10:45 AM PDT UPDATED: 5/14/2012 12:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Tanning Mom
will never ever EVER sully the hallowed pages of Playboy ... despite desperately wanting to strip naked for the venerable magazine -- this according to Playboy sources.

As we reported, 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil would happily accept an invitation to bare her leathery hide for Playboy ... that is, if the nudie mag offered.

But Playboy sources tell TMZ, that will never happen in a million kajillion bazillion years.

One source says, “It wouldn’t even be considered” -- Hef wouldn’t let TM pose in the magazine or ANY Playboy outlet. Simply put -- Tanning Mom just isn't Playboy material.

You don't say.

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12:14 PM PDT -- Playboy is now going on the record ... telling TMZ, "It would definitely never happen."

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31.

Xana    

LOL Tanning mom got punked

871 days ago
32.

Jen    

The thought of her burned beaver makes me want to vomit. Now please stop posting on these non celebrities, they are simply mentally ill piles of runny ****.

871 days ago
33.

pat    

ah man, I just barfed again. Please stop TMZ.

871 days ago
34.

gwen01    

but they pay lindsay lohan a million and pay that big azz Kim Kardashian so that they can photoshop the hell out of all the pics..but tan mom is a "no"

871 days ago
35.

CLINT    

It's Playboy, not Playskank. Maybe she should try Field and Stream.

871 days ago
36.

Bitchmaster    

She doesn't even look like a 44 year old woman. Really sad to look at.

871 days ago
37.

sean    

Don't let this snub get you down, Tanning Mom. There's always Leather Monthly and Beef Jerky Aficionado.

871 days ago
38.

I love anarchy     

But... She just got hired for a bacon commercial so all is good!

871 days ago
39.

Jack    

Halloween issue?

871 days ago
40.

cokeandpilates    

Because the folks at Playboy know there are some things you can never un-see....

871 days ago
41.

Fuck Celebrities    

Leave the poor woman alone: morons like TMZ are goading her on for nothing.

871 days ago
42.

no shit..    

how can this lady thing she seriously looks good ?? OMG she gives me nightmares.she shopuld be on ciller channel or something !!!! Bigfoot would run from her ulgy drunk, drug ass !!! seriously lady...you are a piece of **** !!!!

871 days ago
43.

amazing-ashley    

Nut job in Nutley must really be delusional to think Playboy would EVER put trash like that in their magazines!

871 days ago
44.

Mazor    

I just threw up in my mouth.

871 days ago
45.

BC    

WTF?? Shr thinks she can pose for playboy?? HAHAHAHA!!!

871 days ago
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