Name: Tanning Mom ... aka Patricia Krentcil Measurements: Don't wanna think about itTurn Ons: UV Rays, carcinoma, camerasTurn Offs: The movie "Powder" ... the bad guy in "Da Vinci Code"
Yes, Tanning Mom says she's willing to flaunt her sizzlin' hot body for Playboy ... if only they would ask. She's even been practicing her sexy poses.
But if a clothed Tanning Mom is more your speed ... you're in luck -- TM says she's been approached by multiple people interested in featuring her on a reality show.
Still, we gotta ask ...