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Tanning Mom

I'd Totally Do Playboy

... If They Asked

5/14/2012 8:52 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF



0514_tanning_splash_videoName: Tanning Mom ... aka Patricia Krentcil
Measurements: Don't wanna think about it
Turn Ons: UV Rays, carcinoma, cameras
Turn Offs: The movie "Powder" ... the bad guy in "Da Vinci Code"

Yes, Tanning Mom says she's willing to flaunt her sizzlin' hot body for Playboy ... if only they would ask. She's even been practicing her sexy poses.

But if a clothed Tanning Mom is more your speed ... you're in luck -- TM says she's been approached by multiple people interested in featuring her on a reality show.

Still, we gotta ask ...

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Joey    

The only thing that she could possibly do in Playboy is a Bacon Commercial. Crispy and well done

829 days ago
32.

janet    

She will die of skin cancer. There is a big difference of being out in the sun and letting the sun tan naturally as opposed to being baked in a tanning bed.


My cousins on my moms side tan beautifully and naturally, I burn to a crisp. That's my skin pigment. I can't just lie in the sun and hang out. I might be good for maybe 15 minutes and than I have to cover up or get out of the sun.


She looks like a shirvelled up prune.

829 days ago
33.

Jen    

What is the deal with posting on these sick ****ing mentally ill and unstable mothers? Were you ****ers abused by bitches like this growing up? I just can't figure this out?

829 days ago
34.

LYNDA    

Will you ppl please STOP entertaining this nutty broad!!!!! She's nasty and needs no more publicity!! How embarrassing for the child in the future!!

829 days ago
35.

Rafael Rivera    

Go to any 7-Eleven and look at the beef jerky section, just picture her face on it.... same concept.

829 days ago
36.

BB not bb    

She isn't overly tan here. That brownface was just some kind of tan make-up, maybe for black people. That is what looked really crazy.

I don't like this tanorexia label. It started out as a joke on Jersey Shore with Pauly D, and now people act as if it is a real illness. First anorexia scared people out of being thin and tiny, now tanorexia will make people afraid to get some sun. So you will have to be fat and pale to be considered normal. This is getting crazy.

The sun actaully prevents skin cancer. A tan is protection from the sun's radiation. People who don't get enough sun get cancer from lack of vitamin D.

829 days ago
37.

Kari    

Playboy isn't that pathetic. A reality show? I could see that--we've already stooped so low in those shows. I could see some desperate network putting her in one. It's like Octo--television has stooped to following a lunatic around for ratings. Sad.

829 days ago
38.

kronenburg    

Aaargh! Just last week I posed that if she kept getting media attention, she'd end up with her own reality show. Sweet Jeezus.

829 days ago
39.

BB not bb    

How about this show, Octomom, Tanning Mom, and Snooki all in a room discussing parenting. That would be wild.

829 days ago
40.

GeniusMachine    

How about some girl on girl porn with octomom and tanning mom?

829 days ago
41.

PictureUp    

who wants to look at an overcooked goat?

829 days ago
42.

Joe    

Her friend was trying to push her off. She looks older than my parents do at age 60

829 days ago
43.

Mumzee    

She doesn't have the distended stomach so I'm going to say she either smokes a lot of weed or is a pill popper, or both. This woman is slurring and wobbly on her feet, a complete wreck.

829 days ago
44.

Danny    

Does any one know how old is she. She looks 80 but how old is she really

829 days ago
45.

Truth    

OHHHHH, HELL TO THE NAWWWWW!!! THOUGH SHE'S A PERFECT SPECIMEN FOR PHOTOSHOPPING, JUST SAYIN... SOME HIGH SKOOL ART CLASSES MIGHT BE INTERESTED. #TRUTH!!

829 days ago
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