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Tanning Mom

I'd Totally Do Playboy

... If They Asked

5/14/2012 8:52 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF



0514_tanning_splash_videoName: Tanning Mom ... aka Patricia Krentcil
Measurements: Don't wanna think about it
Turn Ons: UV Rays, carcinoma, cameras
Turn Offs: The movie "Powder" ... the bad guy in "Da Vinci Code"

Yes, Tanning Mom says she's willing to flaunt her sizzlin' hot body for Playboy ... if only they would ask. She's even been practicing her sexy poses.

But if a clothed Tanning Mom is more your speed ... you're in luck -- TM says she's been approached by multiple people interested in featuring her on a reality show.

Still, we gotta ask ...

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61.

TMP    

I wouldn't put it past this broad to have made up the story about tanning her own kids JUST SO THIS WOULD HAPPEN. Please, STOP reporting on this crazy lady.

892 days ago
62.

buzz kill    

Meat ready to eat just the way I like it, burnt on the outside pink on the inside.

892 days ago
63.

kapnkool    

Could the 5 percent of voters who said "I'm curious to see her naked" please tell us what mental asylum they are currently attending?

892 days ago
64.

shih tzu     

Shes a drunk, And should not be taking care of a child in that condition. SHE IS A DRUNK!

892 days ago
65.

shih tzu     

She is a DRUNK, and should not be taking care of a child. DRUNK ugh

892 days ago
66.

B    

Sad thing is she's still better than Octomom or those teen mom idiots. The future of this country is doomed...

892 days ago
67.

harold burns    

Tell her not to quit her day job!

892 days ago
68.

ViktorVonGroove    

I just threw up in my mouth a little....

892 days ago
69.

wvmama    

ISN'T HER 15 MINUTES UP YET!!!!??? OH no I just threw up in my mouth!

892 days ago
70.

JB    

Ummm, I don't think she should bother waiting by the phone...Something tells me it's not going to be ringing.

Yikes.

892 days ago
71.

Thee Trovato    

GROSS... too bad she cares more about her High School status still, rather than her 5 year old

892 days ago
72.

nothng2lose    

I'm sure you. Would do many things but thing is nobody wanna do them back with u

892 days ago
73.

wpgguy    

Every time i see this train wreck i'm reminded of Jim Carrey's character on "In Living Color" you know,,the Fire Safety Marshall,,,,

891 days ago
74.

pete    

I would Puke seeing her Nude!

891 days ago
75.

kayne west    

I would so butt **** her

891 days ago
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