TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Jessica Simpson

My Boobs Are TOO BIG to Go Running

9/5/2012 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
breaking news

0905-jessica-simpson-pcn
Jessica Simpson has two huge obstacles to overcome on her quest for her old bod ... her giant boobs ... 'cause Jessica says they've gotten so big, she can't go running.

Simpson is finally discussing her tremendous weight gain to People.com, claiming she packed on the pounds during her pregnancy because "It was the first time I was ever pregnant, and I wanted to enjoy it."

Jess says she loaded up on mac and cheese and other crap that's delicious but terrible for you ... because "I didn't realize [the weight] didn't all come off with the baby."

Of course she didn't.

Now, Simpson is working out with a fancy Hollywood trainer ... but refuses to go running because she doesn't want to end up with two self-induced black eyes ...saying, "My boobs are way too big to run at this point."

Despite all the fatness, Simpson is committed to revealing her new, skinnier, Weight-Watchers assisted body on September 10 ... on Katie Couric's new show. Can't wait.

0905_baby_footer

172 COMMENTS

No Avatar
76.

Susan    

Give me a break. Wish Weight Watchers had used the 4m for better meeting places instead of paying someone who has no interest in losing weight!!!!

744 days ago
77.

jimmy d    

She probably has one hairy bush, and a ton of hair firing out of her balloon knot

744 days ago
78.

MooCow    

Railroad crossing gates must come down whenever she's within a mile of them

744 days ago
79.

your not all that    

shes trying to le the world know what we ALREADY know.......SHES STILLLLLL FAT.....its OK you dont have to lie. You DIDNT run BEFORE you were pregnant because you were already getting slobbish, so why act like your going to do anything any different. Just get used to it because YOU set yourself up for this....no place in Hollywood for FAT COWS with NO TALENT

744 days ago
80.

MsSuburbia    

Yeah, she's going to be discouraged if she's comparing herself to women who faked their pregnancies.

744 days ago
81.

Ms. Jeffie    

God, she's humongous!! Never thought she was that slender years ago.

744 days ago
82.

Ms. Jeffie    

God, she's humongous!! even though the pic is about 3-4 months old. Never thought she was that slender in years back.

744 days ago
83.

TheTruth    

From the Dukes Of Hazzard body to this, WTF? Girl get your ****tt together.

744 days ago
84.

Gordon Jenkins    

Stop spending your money at Wal-Mart in the welfare pants section and you WILL lose weight!

744 days ago
85.

Sunset Strip Dealer    

Funniest **** ever is her saying she weigh's 170, my ass, you weigh 270 chubbs. She ate like a hog and it shows.

744 days ago
86.

Toilethead    

So's her ass.

744 days ago
87.

Don Martin    

Wow! Weight Watchers sure scored big when they signed up Jessica as a spokes person.

744 days ago
88.

Tanz    

EAT up!!! lol

744 days ago
89.

Throwback kid    

I don't think her addiction to alcohol helps her lose any weight, she likes to drink and booze is loaded with empty calories. Jessica is also an emotional eater with almost no discipline. Add this together and this may be the new Jessica, the new Sally Struthers

744 days ago
90.

From the gut    

Let's start as the Gold Bond spokesperson then go from there.

744 days ago
Previous 15 Comments | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web