TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Mildred Baena

Reads Arnold's Book

Why'd He Skip The Sex?

10/18/2012 7:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

1019_mildred_schwarzenegger_INF
Looking to relive her adulterous glory days, Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby madre Mildred Baena has decided to read Arnie's tell-all book "Total Recall" ... but the problem is, Arnie didn't really tell all.

Mildred shamelessly brought the book out to a cafe in Bakersfield yesterday -- in full view of a photog who just happened to be there -- where she may have finally learned that the steamiest parts of her affair were CHOPPED from the final version. 

Seriously ... when Arnold brings up Mildred in "Recall," he goes from "she worked in the house" right to "when she gave birth to the kid" ... completely blowing off the dirty details of the courtship.

Here's the exact passage:

"Mildred had been working in our household for 5 years and all of the sudden we were alone in the guest house.

When Mildred gave birth the following August, she named the baby Joseph."

Pretty big gap -- but Mildred can fill them in for herself.

73 COMMENTS

No Avatar
1.

Caliwestsidegirl    

Happy Whore is Happy to be part of the book.

647 days ago
2.

Authentic Jerseys    

Authentic NFL Jerseys HERE

Payless NFL Jerseys provides all the officially licensed sports apparel you would ever need. We Specialize in replica and authentic NBA jerseys, MLB uniforms, NHL jerseys, NFL uniforms, NCAA jerseys and throwback jerseys.

If you are having trouble finding your favorite sports players jersey and you have looked everywhere, look no further. We have all your favorite teams and players. We can also customize sports uniforms for your own personal needs. We are your one stop shop for all sport jerseys and apparel.

Feel free to browse through our jerseys. Find the most current players and teams to represent. We have it all at great prices.

Jerseys are here!!

Authentic Jerseys

www.shirt-jersey.com

NFL Jerseys BRAND NEW WITH TAGS AT WWW.SHIRT-JERSEY.COM

647 days ago
3.

Jordan    

Talk about trying to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame or with Arnold and steroids you might only be talkeng about less than 2 minutes.

647 days ago
4.

Pudding Tang    

"All of a sudden we alone, in the guest house and Mildred reached for the sauerkraut. So it's really all her fault and all of these things. YAHH"

647 days ago
5.

harleyharlett    

it's already 30% off??? lol!!

647 days ago
6.

nan    

Did she take that book out from the library?.At any rate,I am not surprised that she would be looking for a photo op..
The character of this woman and Arnold has already been made evident

647 days ago
7.

Bruno    

It was so memorable that he didn't even write about it. LMAO. Serves the puta right.

647 days ago
8.

sean    

Ok she's dead on creepy, Creepiest thing is I think she really wants to be Maria. I mean look at those highlights. She's totally like the lady that killed Selena minus the murder.

647 days ago
9.

Mumra the Ever Living    

Ummmm, why did he skip the sex?
.
Probably because she's a grotesque looking troll and deep down ole Arnie is totally embarrassed that he would stick his dick it it.

647 days ago
10.

The New Improved Sock Puppet    

Five years? Sure didn't take her long to get next to the boss did it? She's got some meat on those legs.

647 days ago
11.

wendy    

while reading his quote, his voice and accent came through....i noticed she got the book at 30% off, that was a fast shelf life

647 days ago
12.

dd    

LOOK WHORE, could it possibly be out of respect for his FAMILY, or possibly to save our stomachs from your disgusting little tryst!

647 days ago
13.

Stacy    

Why is she disrespecting her son like that? That young man has enough to deal with and she acts like this infront of the paparazzi...She should have stuck with just playing farmville on her cell phone.

647 days ago
14.

Dino     

Arnie is a Prick ! Hasta La Vista Baby !

647 days ago
15.

fargone    

I really have a hard time picturing the two of them having sex. No video has surfaced yet but there is a young offspring.

647 days ago
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web