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Mildred Baena

Reads Arnold's Book

Why'd He Skip The Sex?

10/18/2012 7:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Looking to relive her adulterous glory days, Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby madre Mildred Baena has decided to read Arnie's tell-all book "Total Recall" ... but the problem is, Arnie didn't really tell all.

Mildred shamelessly brought the book out to a cafe in Bakersfield yesterday -- in full view of a photog who just happened to be there -- where she may have finally learned that the steamiest parts of her affair were CHOPPED from the final version. 

Seriously ... when Arnold brings up Mildred in "Recall," he goes from "she worked in the house" right to "when she gave birth to the kid" ... completely blowing off the dirty details of the courtship.

Here's the exact passage:

"Mildred had been working in our household for 5 years and all of the sudden we were alone in the guest house.

When Mildred gave birth the following August, she named the baby Joseph."

Pretty big gap -- but Mildred can fill them in for herself.

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Ozzie X    

She's riding this like a wave. I see she got new hair and clothes.

701 days ago
17.

lucy    

she's not much to speak of, she did bang the husband of her employer but she could probably come closer to telling who he REALLY is, since he left that out.

701 days ago
18.

Truth    

OHH GROSSSS!!! LOOK AT THE FUGLY ASS BITCH.. NO WONDER THE PUBLISHERS WANTED THOSE CHAPTERS DELETED. IF SHE WAS HOT LOOKIN THAT'S ONE THING BUT TO LOOK LIKE THE SPANISH AUNT JAMIMA AINT SOMETHING MOST PEEPS KEEP IN THEIR MEMORY LET ALONE A CRAPTASTIC ONE-SIDED BIO. #TRUTH!!

701 days ago
19.

Laura    

So ladies--moral of the story--you can't be alone in a room with Arnold--he'll forget that he's married, has children, is the Governor of the State.

701 days ago
20.

WatcherOne    

Want some attention much? LOL Pathetic.

701 days ago
21.

Tammy    

I'm pretty sure it wasn't "all of the sudden" on her part, Arnold. Women know LONG before the attempt that they're going to try and screw a man, and if he's willing, it will happen.

701 days ago
22.

Latch Johnson    

Wow already 30% off. Won't be long to be in every bargain bin at Barnes & Nobles.

701 days ago
23.

Quinn    

Good to see the douchebags writings are already on the discount shelf

701 days ago
24.

Vtr969    

Ella puede leer en Ingles, o solamente esta mirando las fotos?

701 days ago
25.

phil    

thats one fat ugly old maid who wont ever have to work again!! Good for you Mildred!!

701 days ago
26.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

How much you getting paid to pimp this book? I just heard on the news this morning that it's selling like crapcakes, I don't think it's a coincidence TMZ has an article about it too.

701 days ago
27.

myopinion    

Disgusting!!!!

701 days ago
28.

Bambi    

She is a pig just like Arnold.

701 days ago
29.

Jan    

Good for Mildred. I hope the photographer is hot and she slept with him too. I hope TMZ paid him well and he shared the money with Mildred. Arnold took advantage of her and she deserves to profit from it.

701 days ago
30.

rambot    

probably checking to see if there was anything in the book she could sue over.

701 days ago
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