Former reality trainwreck Heidi Montag took a break from living in obscurity to wash up on the beach with all her augmented fake body parts in a skimpy red bikini in Santa Monica on Wednesday.
The 26-year-old former "The Hills" star -- who infamously had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one single day back in 2009 -- did some of her best acting while hamming it up for the cameras on the sand.
Who needs a lifeguard when you have built-in triple D floatation devices at all times?
I'm Still Relevant, Dammit!
11/8/2012 9:55 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez
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