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Heidi Montag's

Bikini Comeback

I'm Still Relevant, Dammit!

11/8/2012 9:55 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez

1108_heidi_montag_bikini_splash_launch_v2Former reality trainwreck Heidi Montag took a break from living in obscurity to wash up on the beach with all her augmented fake body parts in a skimpy red bikini in Santa Monica on Wednesday.

The 26-year-old former "The Hills" star -- who infamously had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one single day back in 2009 -- did some of her best acting while hamming it up for the cameras on the sand.

Who needs a lifeguard when you have built-in triple D floatation devices at all times?

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76.

Jenni    

She is absolutely HIDEOUS! Why does she think she looks better, she was pretty before? Now she looks like a backwoods hillbilly, the stero type backwoods hillbilly.

623 days ago
77.

Pookie    

She looks awful. Take out those hideous balloons you had sewen into your chest. This chicks plastic surgeon off'ed himself when he drove off a cliff in Malibu while texting...that tells you what a nitwit he was. Anybody who would sew giant balloons into such a small girl is a money hungry azzwipe.

623 days ago
78.

Kabala    

Who is this?

623 days ago
79.

sPaNkdEnALgAs    

What is that red dot on the back of her left pasty white cankle???
NOT IMPRESSED to say the least....

623 days ago
80.

Pat    

I thought she was hot before all of the surgeries she had. I think she really ****ed up getting them, especially her boobs. I read somewhere that you can't even hug her because she's terrified that they'll burst!

623 days ago
81.

Elvis    

My GOD, she is SO NOT a Pretty girl. She used to be CUTE. Not anymore. Her Face is contorted with those hidious Cheek implants. She should have those suckers ripped out of her face.

She has got major problems, addicted to publicity. First thing she needs to do is get rid of Used Q-Tip head Spencer. Sad Sad girl. She'll end up commiting suicide before shes 30 yrs old.
I hope I'm wrong though.

623 days ago
82.

needs help    

The pic where she is arching herself (hilarious)... looks like she's farting.

623 days ago
83.

Yup    

Those ridiculous stripper sized bolt on titties are nasty looking; they look completely fake. And, no, she can't "still be relevant" because she never was in the first place. She was a cute starlet actress before; now, she looks gross, inhuman & disgusting...

623 days ago
84.

needs help    

Seriously, she has FLEA BITES all over her legs. AND, she isn't even in shape. NO muscle tone on her whatsoever (legs are definately in need of exercise). No matter how much plastic surgery you have, no matter how vain or shallow you are, it doesn't hide the real stuff. Most plastic surgery makes people look freaky!!

623 days ago
85.

Dave    

Wow, she has really put on weight.

623 days ago
86.

Dave    

I doubt even Max from the TMZ staff would hit that.

623 days ago
87.

Reed    

Heidi Montag was never, ever relevant.

623 days ago
88.

News Flash     

Now she needs back surgery.

623 days ago
89.

CriticXtreme    

You're not relevant, just annoying. You become in the light when someone googles, "Plastic Surgery gone wrong..." and "Frankenstein".

623 days ago
90.

nyc44th    

Man that is anything BUT a "red hot beach bod" TMZ! Even by phony LA chick standards. It's pathetic that someone would be so frantic and desperate for attention that bad . . . or be so empty inside that they would let some wackadoo boyfriend talk them into looking like Frankenstein-woman for fame.

623 days ago
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