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'Honey Boo Boo' Star

Hell Yeah, I Wanna Do

a Redneck Porno!

12/18/2012 12:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" star "Crazy" Tony Lindsey is so dang excited by the recent redneck porn boom ... he's ready to make a hillbilly skin flick of his own!

We broke the story ... sales of redneXXX films are surging -- increasing 250% in the last two years -- thanks in part to the redneck reality TV craze and shows like "Honey Boo Boo."

"Crazy" Tony -- HUGE hillbilly porn fan -- tells us ... he's "honored" to have sparked the trend and is gunning to get in on the action -- by bumping uglies with another bumpkin in his very own porno!

His lone concession: he doesn't want any crazy porno names ... claiming "Everybody already knows me as 'Crazy' Tony, so why change it?”

No word on whether his gorilla costume will make an appearance.

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16.

jimi    

where will they find a goat that's willing?

639 days ago
17.

bb    

Eh well, at least it ain't the eldest daughter.

639 days ago
18.

CyndiChainsaW    

I'm commenting from the title of the article, as I'm not reading all that crap. Hillbilly porn... Seriously?!

639 days ago
19.

kitnplayn    

Somebody should intervene so the Hillbilly culture will stop being proud of themselves. Give their children a fighting chance of breaking into mainstream society, because they are morphing into an inbred society like the polygamists.

639 days ago
20.

wendy    

i think it was a joke guys. some people on this site don't see it. crazy tony loves talking with tmz, so when tmz called him for a comment he played along. hillbilly porn most likley be a buff, shirtless, 20 something guy on a tractor, meeting a sexy farmers daughter....

639 days ago
21.

blm    

Another great example of white excellence in America!

639 days ago
22.

KimKnLohanRSlutbags    

God Bless America where we make Lindsay and Hillbillies Stars and when the sh*t hits the fan guess who's to blame?!!!

639 days ago
23.

patsfan4life    

Do ya think my tractor's sexy?

639 days ago
24.

verlinda    

Give him all the sheep he can handle

639 days ago
25.

Jay W.     

I like when Ma & Pa watch 'dem' porno movies... I get to screw my sister... Uh gic, gic, gic.

639 days ago
26.

tleeg    

"Well golly gee....i love my hillbilly porno. Whens i watch my hillbilly porn...i likes to sneak in my sisters bedroom and bang her.....its not incest if my sister goes with it....and whens we done bangin' we drink our moonshine"

639 days ago
27.

hoopee    

Honey, NO NO!

639 days ago
28.

hoopee    

He should appear as "Divine" in a remake of John Waters' movie, Pink Flamingos. Then he could GO F**K HIMSELF!

639 days ago
29.

Cool Breeze    

Maybe he can give honey boo boo's mom a *******.

639 days ago
30.

KicksandGiggles    

Sending him a bill for the breakfast I just vomited. PS, my cat's moment in the litter box was just ruined as well. She is still hissing and has left to find him.

639 days ago
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