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Lindsay Lohan

I'm Not a Trailer-Trashing

Toilet Clogger!

12/19/2012 5:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan says she's been framed -- she couldn't have trashed her "Scary Movie 5" trailer ... 'cause it was trashed when she got there, and producers retaliated because they were pissed off she was a no-show for the first day of shooting ... so Lindsay is telling close friends.

Lindsay is pissed at reports claiming she clogged her toilet -- along with all the other toilets on the set. 

Now here's Lindsay's story -- she's telling friends producers were ferociously upset she missed the kickoff day ... even though she told them she had walking pneumonia and doctors ordered her NOT to fly.

We're told when she arrived belatedly, the trailer was a disaster -- the shower and toilet were not working ... and she had to do her biz in adjoining trailers.

It was only after the shoot that Lindsay was accused of wreaking plumbing havoc and told she would not get her full paycheck ... to cover repair costs.

LiLo's friends say her people and movie honchos went back and forth for weeks before she finally waived the white flag ... and tens of thousands of bucks were deducted from her paycheck.

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Antsixsixsix     

First.

653 days ago
2.

lynn331977    

She is always the victim. When will she ever admit to anything ?

653 days ago
3.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

liver finally fell out?

653 days ago
4.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

Dumps of steel?

653 days ago
5.

OH NO!    

A girl's gotta keep her ass clean........it takes a lot of toilet paper.

653 days ago
6.

CarneyIsGod    

Well her ******** would be about 30cm wide in diameter, so it's probably she clogged it.

653 days ago
7.

Twiz    

Is anything ever her fault??

653 days ago
8.

GreyWolf    

My goodness! Every where she goes, there is chaos.

653 days ago
9.

steak man     

It's a fact, Lindsey is full of sh*t.

653 days ago
10.

Diamond Goddess!    

OK, here's the deal.
Every SECOND of every production constitutes money SPENT by the producers.
No matter how mad they supposedly were at someone with her crap (errmm, LOLs!!!) reputation not showing up, they would NEVAH trash a trailer for which THEY were paying!!!
It just doesn't happen.
(Often, the producers are even on-set, ALL the time, just to keep an eye on their investment! It's real-life, real-deal financial risk being taken.)


(BTW--Felony Blohan's "Circle the Drain Tour" continues, and in ever-increasingly entertaining ways!!!)
LOLs!!!
Thanks, Felo!

653 days ago
11.

Scardycat311    

Girl, you are a nutcracker! Toilet clogger!

653 days ago
12.

Good riddance!    

Yes, after Blohan was late again for more minimalist work from yet another case of chronic walking hangover/near overdose, the production company purposely clogged up the crappers and trashed a perfectly good trailer to sabotage Snorty's big comeback failure.

653 days ago
13.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

She's freakin' gnarly.

653 days ago
14.

harleyharlett    

must be hard to be lilo - never ever ever ever doing anything wrong but just being blamed for everything!!!!! gawd!!!!!!!!!!

653 days ago
15.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Same old story: Nothing is ever her fault.

She's nothing but a lying, balding, smelly, mangy, duck-lipped, rotten-toothed, drunk, drug-addled, saggy-boobed, fetid, unclean, unemployable, uninsurable, thieving, aging, clamslamming, nasty, narcissistic, diseased, coke snorting, untalented, debt-ridden, tax-evading, chicken-legged, flabby-assed, contemptuous, worthless, filthy, disgusting, vomit-inducing, moldy, lazy, slimy, homeless, wretched, reptilian-skinned, skanky, shifty-eyed, halitosis-laden, grifting, graffiti-littered, cue card-reading, attention-craving, fire alarm pulling, cell phone stealing, toilet-clogging, trailer-trashing, miserable, entitled, triple-chinned, hotel-dwelling, insect infected, dried-up bag of vagina, a Canyon-holed Snatchasouras, with delusions of grandeur, dirty fingernails and a porno-only career.

653 days ago
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