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Jason London

Beaten, Arrested and

Allegedly Craps Himself

1/29/2013 4:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Jason London crapped himself in the back seat of a cop car Sunday morning ... minutes after the "Dazed & Confused" actor was punched in the face in a bar fight ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ.

Here's what the report says ...

Cops were called to the Martini Ranch bar in Scottsdale, Arizona at 1:42 AM on Sunday morning after getting a call about a man who was bleeding on the street.

When officers arrived to the scene ... they found Jason nursing a swollen eye. Cops spoke to a bouncer who told them Jason had been inside the club, walked by him and sneezed on him.  The bouncer asked for an apology, and Jason allegedly punched him in the face.

40-year-old Jason was thrown out of the bar kicking and screaming and in the process he was beaten up.

Paramedics arrived to the scene to treat London, but cops say the actor got aggressive with the responders and shoved some of them. Cops say one of the officers was forced to deliver a knee strike to London's right thigh so they could seat him on the ground. London later called one of the officers a "f**king hillbilly."

Jason was eventually arrested for disorderly conduct/fighting and assault.

On his way to the police station ... Jason uttered a homophobic slur to the cops ... saying, "Guess what fa**ot?  I f***ing love this.  I f***ing own you guys so hard.  I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor!  F***ing look me up, bitch."

Jason continued ... "It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea."  According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants.  Jason then said, "I told you I'm happy as s**t."

The next day, cops say they spoke with Jason's wife Sofia who told them ... "I know he's an a**hole when he drinks."

Cops say Sofia also told them she had spoken with Jason ... and he had no recollection of the incident.

1:50 PM PT -- Jason just tweeted about the story ... saying the police report is a "total f*cking lie."

Jason explains, "I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes."

"I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see."

He continues, "Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona."



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True or not, he LOOKS like crap!

570 days ago


Wow he ****ted on them lol

570 days ago


RIIIIGHT!!!!! So the bouncer, paramedics AND cops are ALL lying on this waste of space *amazing actor my a

570 days ago


Wow Pink, what happened to ya? with your life in general I mean.

570 days ago

Suzy Q     

Holy Crap!

570 days ago


Want a be a loud mouth drunken butthead insulting famous in your own mind in public, don't cry about it! Drink at home where you won't get beat.

570 days ago


Arizona hates you too, s--- bag.

570 days ago

Spicy mag    

Not sure who that is under the black eyes.

570 days ago

Cool Breeze    

Who is this guy ? Maybe sh*ting his pants will be his claim to fame.

569 days ago


who is this guy, and why should anyone give a rats ass?

569 days ago

mr. howell    

What an idiot!..he looks dumb as hell even when he's sober!..fugly!

569 days ago


You know you've reached the lowest low of D-listery, when you can't remember with London twin is the ****ed up one.

569 days ago

Phishie from Philly    

And Arizona doesn't like you too much either.
Phishie from Philly

569 days ago


Yeah, it's all Arizona's fault. Doofus

569 days ago


another failure for Dr Drew!!!! n o wonder he stopped the celebrity rehab show- everyone has died or like this jerk

569 days ago
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