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Chubby Checker

'I Don't Want People

to Call Me a Penis'

2/14/2013 2:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Chubby Checker is throbbing with anger ... telling TMZ he's suing the people behind a "Chubby Checker" schlong measurement app because, "I don't want people to go around calling me a penis."

Chubby (the singer) just called in to "TMZ Live" to explain why he declared legal war on Hewlett-Packard and Palm for releasing the app --  telling us, "They're selling a penis package named Chubby Checker ... I'm upset about that."

As we previously reported, Chubby wants a judge to force the companies to shut down the app ASAP, claiming he owns the "Chubby Checker" trademark.

A rep for HP released a statement saying, "The application was removed in September 2012 and is no longer on any Palm or HP hosted website.”

57 COMMENTS

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1.

Lynn M    

No one should call anyone such a demeaning word. It's sick.

525 days ago
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kitnplayn    

Why sue Hewlette-Packard, without also suing TMZ as well? They are making advertising revenue off of mocking your brand.

525 days ago
3.

Dave    

Stop whining you PENIS.

525 days ago
4.

EmilyG    

this made me LOL

525 days ago
5.

buzz kill    

Okay, Maybe we can just call him Dick.

525 days ago
6.

Why'D you Drop It?!    

*COUGHS*penis*COUGHS*

525 days ago
7.

Majestik    

Removed in 2012 of September? So, in other words, Chubby is looking to get attention where it isn't deserved. If Chubby was smart, he would've come out and said he used the app and punched in his size 12 shoe.
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BTW, Chubby, there is a reason "HAIR CLUB FOR MEN" won't create an app for you, they don't sell RUGS in multi colors to their clients.

525 days ago
8.

Pudding Tang    

What is a 'checkered chub' for 1000 Alex

525 days ago
9.

Thandrale    

So can they do a vagina checker called Mike Hunt

525 days ago
10.

Mrugowsky    

Thought he passed away years ago. But if it was me I'd be sorta flattered.

525 days ago
11.

Witchiepoo    

Yikes!

525 days ago
12.

Michelle    

He got on a Steve Harvey wig! Lmao...y'all should checkout thegrandreport.com too, they usually have some good reads as well

525 days ago
13.

David    

Had it not been for him making a big deal out this, I would've never heard of him. He must be looking for publicity.

525 days ago
14.

Liz    

"No longer available on Palm" -- lol. Anyone else notice that?

525 days ago
15.

Mike    

As an average sized white guy (6"?) I've always wondered what it would be like to have an NBA player's 9+ incher.

From what I just read online this survey said that most women prefer a CHUBBY dick over a really long one. I think most of the nerve endings on a woman are up front anyway instead deeper down in the cave.

If the goal it to make your woman scream and "get off", a lot of the time the problem is with THEIR equipment. Some women are super sensitive down there and get off easily and with other women you gotta go a long time just to get them revved up.

525 days ago
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