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Charlie Sheen

I Can Save Lindsay

3/3/2013 7:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0301-charlie-sheen-lindsay-lohan-tmzCharlie Sheen wants to become Lindsay Lohan's savior, and he thinks he has the credentials and cred to do the job.

Charlie tells TMZ, "I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who's been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey."

He adds, "If she listens, she'll win. If she doesn't, that's on her."

You'll recall ... Charlie and Lindsay struck up a friendship while working together on "Scary Movie 5," after which Charlie cut Lindsay a $100,000 check to help with her tax problems. Lindsay's now returning the favor by appearing in an upcoming episode of "Anger Management" -- actually, that may be Charlie doing Lindsay another solid.

Shockingly, Charlie still claims they've never hooked up, "I love her, I respect her, and I've never laid a finger on her that wasn't on film. How ya like me now, America?"


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And yes, he would do better to use his influence and money to help people who actually deserve it in this country - where millions of graduates, who were responsible and went to class on time and earned their degrees - but can't find work and owe small fortunes in student loans. In this country where millions have lost their homes because of the cost of healthcare, or because of the greed of Wall St. Not on Lohan who has made and lost $25 million dollars, while owing hundreds of thousands of dollars to her lawyers and plaintiffs, never bought a home or donated a dime to charity, steals what she wants and then flies first class to her court hearings. Donates to Lohan who thinks a birkin bag and a computer on a jet is living her dreams, Lohan who mistakes material needs with what really matters in this world -- living with integrity. Yes integrity - something Charlie Sheen could never donate to anyone, let alone Lohan.

598 days ago


Maybe he can help her...he is not one of her friends who hangs out with her because of money...maybe she can benefit from someone who has gone through their own problems and can give her advice that does not come from her parents.

598 days ago


Why do people saying Charlie is a great guy just because he's thrown some money around? Would Chris Brown be getting this pass if he threw some money around?

598 days ago


I find it ironic that the people who want to help her, such as Courtney Love and Charlie Sheen are people who still have problems themselves.

598 days ago


Kinship? Hell yeah, it's called the same illegal substances oozing through your veins, there's probably more crack residue than DNA by now, which kind of makes you two related.

598 days ago


Mark Heller as lawyer
Charlie Sheen as mentor
Random boy DJs as BFs
No future IMDB listings
Multiple upcoming court dates
Taxes overdue from 3 years

Oh, and Coachella next month!!

598 days ago


please he can barely save himself.

598 days ago


Charlie is probably doing this for publicity, but he better be careful … once she has him on speed dial, he will never have any peace and quiet. I hope he takes the time to read a few of the 3,000 + stories TMZ has done about her before he commits.

598 days ago


Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan

@charliesheen FVCK off. I live without regrets. Hey, can you spot me another 100 grand??

598 days ago


She going to need him for his money you know she will grubb everything she can and a job if not in jail. Hopefully she won't steal from him.

598 days ago


Its sad.....addiction. to anything is sad.....and if these people were your loved ones....God would help them.....she needs help period.....famous or not...and the reason y she's getting away with so much is because she's famous....and has money....I hope the judicial. System starts treating these people like regular. People so they get help. Hope you snap out of it Lindsay

598 days ago

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

I've been doing s little reading on Emilio. They are both intelligent boys. Charlie has had more success lately in acting. Emilio is a writer. He has lots of stuff written that hasn't been studied yet. He did "BOBBY" and recently "THE WAY". I need to see these movies!

598 days ago

Grandma Cracker    

Charlie is the perfect person to mentor Lindsay on how to be a high functioning addict.

598 days ago

Mumra the Ever Living    

Charlie, next time you're banging her:
> Think for a moment . . . has Lohan really taking her birth control pills? Has she put a couple pin holes in the rubber she just handed you? Will you be the way out of this mess she made for herself.
>> I would really thing twice before I screwed her. You're worth a lot of money, Lohan wants lots of money.

598 days ago


what happened to the poll? its like gone from even google search...

598 days ago
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