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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab

Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!

3/23/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0322-lindsay-lohan-rehab-birthday-tmzDon't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

Again ... still beats jail.

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136.

Mumra the Ever Living    

I made a new Avatar especially for our Lilo which chronicles her extraordinary #WINNING streak with the American court system.
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I just hope the text is readable.

525 days ago
137.

Twilightstar    

Just have an EARLY birthday party and pull out all the stops!!! Get super drunk, super doped out, whatever. Your friends won't care, they can party any time.That way you get the party you want and you still get rehab too. You are welcome : )

525 days ago
138.

Aquarianne17    

Lindsay, you keep throwing yourself pity parties in the daytime and drug and alcohol parties at night. Enough partying!

525 days ago
139.

Black Dirt Goodness    

You are all so lame. So jealous. So living a fantasy life you'll never have. I can just see all your butt ugly faces pressed against a computer screen, playing with yourselves over Lohan news. You are all fvcked up nerds that never had or ever will have a life. And the biggest joke is you all think you're important.

525 days ago
140.

snowboardchick    

She knows it will probably be her last birthday

525 days ago
141.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Coachilla Has already approved her Birthday Party..Private PUMP TENT and everything...She can Blow out Arabs candles while Gavin Collects the ROYALTIES

525 days ago
142.

Black Dirt Goodness    

You are all so lame. So jealous. So living a fantasy life you'll never have. I can just see all your butt ugly faces pressed against a computer screen, playing with yourselves over Lohan news. You are all fvcked up nerds that never had or ever will have a life. And the biggest joke is you all think you're important.

525 days ago
143.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

By looking at her body and Face..she would beg not to have another birthday.

If they put as many candles on the cake of How she looked it would collapse from the weight..or someone would have to call the Fire dept. to put it out when they lit it.. Must be a bitch aging in Dog years

525 days ago
144.

seamus     

Seems like a normal reaction to me, after all Lindsay has no problems. The nerve of a sentence she agreed interfering with her birthday.

525 days ago
145.

Grandma Cracker    

I'm sure they will give her a really good party in rehab.

525 days ago
146.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Dina will be so disappointed..she cant go on the Radio and Lie about how Great it is that "DOING FINE" Lindsay is home in Merrick for her birthday...

can Dina right off Cash Cow on her IRS Debts??

525 days ago
147.

Black Dirt Goodness    

You losers are so fat and ugly with no personalities no one will associate with you. That's why you live your lame azz lives on here trashing other people to make you feel better. Believe me, it's not hard to figure you all out.

525 days ago
148.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

DIRT
Does everybody on here get their jollies by trashing people? Does that make you all feel better about yourselves? Losers.

525 days ago
149.

Black Dirt Goodness    

Hey Handy Andy Butt Boy, get your sexy azz down to that drag queen race in Key West.

525 days ago
150.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

One more celebration her body cant take...what about all the people that are over seas defending for their birthday...don't see them bitching...

for someone who has destroyed her life and looks she can Bend for a birthday..

Unless she ows its her last One

525 days ago
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