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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab

Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!

3/23/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0322-lindsay-lohan-rehab-birthday-tmzDon't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

Again ... still beats jail.

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166.

Kathy    

GROW UP!

579 days ago
167.

indio1    

I'm against hitting women,but she needs to be bitch slapped !!!!!

579 days ago
168.

kate    

Once again a NON STORY FROM TMZ.how much did you pay your fake source.????

579 days ago
169.

Notaparazzzi    

LIndsay obviously has a "friend" who calls in to TMZ regularly. On the payroll, are we?

579 days ago
170.

May     

that photoshopped on wig looks better than the one she usually wears

579 days ago
171.

Bea    

Better than continuing to use drugs and alcohol and totally not making any more birthdays.

579 days ago
172.

ttttt    

It's not like that's selfish of her... lol

579 days ago
173.

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

Has anyone heard of hipster meningitis? Gee, does that mean that Crackie's back?

579 days ago
174.

jessyfish1    

Maybe they should throw the stupid ****ing dumbass **** in jail, and see how THAT makes her birthday.

579 days ago
175.

Svena     

Who the hell cares! She should be thinking about the Soldiers there wifes , kids and family that have to celebrate their birthdays without anybody because they are sitting in the dessert defending our country so she can go out and drive drunk or god knows what. Gotta love those shallow people.

579 days ago
176.

Mikey    

Who cares. I'd just as soon she kick off then maybe the media will find someone else to focus on. She looks half dead anyway!

579 days ago
177.

Jennyfrenzy     

27 club?

579 days ago
178.

justsayingtoo    

Just for once, she needs to be treated like a normal citizen in the system!! Jail - with no special treatment - such BS!

578 days ago
179.

Nobrows    

Excuse me, if she went in now, she would be out by July 2nd (April, May, June). Then she can get totally wasted and break some more laws. Back to court and whining that people are just out to get her. Get off your ash and start doing the work.

578 days ago
180.

Suzy Q     

From my childhood


Happy birthday to you.
You belong in a zoo.
You look like a monkey
And smell like one, too.

The Updated "Lindsay Version"


Happy fookin' Birthday to you.
You belong in a fookin' cell.
You look like a fookin' crack head
And smell like a fookin' zoo.

578 days ago
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