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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab

Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!

3/23/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0322-lindsay-lohan-rehab-birthday-tmzDon't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

Again ... still beats jail.

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106.

denys    

She'll find some way to become a victim and get out of it.

516 days ago
107.

princeluvr41    

Oh good gawd biatch who fkn cares

516 days ago
108.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

"Nothing is real,Nothing is real...its all made up, they don't know anything,only idiots post on here


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WHO DOES THAT SOUND LIKE???

the same shmo who thinks the world is steal Flat

516 days ago
109.

joe    

Joe Weider died today. He spent 60 years teaching, promoting and motivating millions of people to be healthy and live healthier life styles. This should be the main story on TMZ, not LiLo.

516 days ago
110.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Damn it Dina already Ordered an Old Arab man to jump out of the cake holding a ball Gag and a anal intruder..too late to cancel...guess Ali can put it to use

516 days ago
111.

Menace to society     

Nobody cares you spoiled skank

516 days ago
112.

PJ1274    

So sorry princess. :(

516 days ago
113.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

so much for Dina doing a Cleveland Steamer on Lindsays peter griffen Boobs for her birthday...

maybe she can just send it in a box to the rehab

516 days ago
114.

Black Dirt Goodness    

You are all so lame. So jealous. So living a fantasy life you'll never have. I can just see all your butt ugly faces pressed against a computer screen, playing with yourselves over Lohan news. You are all fvcked up nerds that never had or ever will have a life. And the biggest joke is you all think you're important.

516 days ago
115.

richardwww    

I don't think Lindsay is an alcoholic or drug addict, I believe she has problems but the drugs she took before and alcohol she takes now are masking the underlying problems. Nobody knows what the problems are but they have got to be some serious ****. Rehab will never work unless the people there find out.

516 days ago
116.

alphatino48    

Boo-hoo! Woe is Lindsay...

516 days ago
117.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Dickwww, please tell us again about April first..

I missed it the first 10 times

516 days ago
118.

thalia    

Looks like she should be less concerned with rehab and her birthday than with having friends who pass every little thing she tells them on to tmz. But wait. I don't think that's happening at all. No actual snitching and reporting is going on here. tmz and Lilo simply have a business relationship where she permits or encourages a steady flow of stories and gets paid for them, by the hit and/or comment. If all that's left of your career is a massive media hatefest, you might as well find a way to profit from it. tmz is more than happy to lead the charge. I don't mind contributing my 2 cents to the cause. Everybody wins.

516 days ago
119.

Kim j    

My guess is even after this rehab stint she will end up joining the 27 club. I don't see her living very long. Pretty sad really.

516 days ago
120.

sophiastormy    

Being in rehab will not stop her from busting out of there for a night. Or slapping a nurses silly. She will do whatever she wants and will not face anyconsequent.

516 days ago
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