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Lindsay Lohan

Rehab

Is Gonna Ruin My Birthday!

3/23/2013 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0322-lindsay-lohan-rehab-birthday-tmzDon't you just hate it when court-ordered rehab totally ruins your birthday plans? Lindsay Lohan does ... and is telling friends she's super bummed she'll be turning 27 while on lockdown.

There's no getting around it ... Lindsay has been ordered to check-in to a rehab facility for 90 days within the next month and half, so her July 2 birthday WILL fall in the treatment zone ... and she's pissed.

To be clear ... not about the whole rehab thing ... just about missing her birthday (seriously).

We're told LiLo had big plans -- which involved throwing a party in NYC -- but now it's all gone to the crapper after she copped a plea deal with prosecutors and took rehab over jail

In case you forgot, LiLo has already been to rehab five times since 2007 -- including one stint during her 21st bday as well -- but none have stuck. Sources close to LiLo tell us, they're hoping this next trip will finally sober her up.

Again ... still beats jail.

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stepbrothers    

Awww!!!!!

478 days ago
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ipoopedmyselfandismellnow    

what makes her think she's going to live that long?

478 days ago
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ABB    

Who cares about this other effin' piece of isht!

478 days ago
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Good riddance!    

Let's hope it does! Crappy B-day, Crackie!

478 days ago
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Gullible    

Without it she probably won't celebrating many more birthdays...

478 days ago
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ABB    

Please say ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ no! no! no! to rehab ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ and do an Amy Winehouse ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Yes! yes! yes! ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

478 days ago
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steak man     

I bet she will be high as a kite on that day regardless of where she is at...

478 days ago
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Googie    

All this talk about Lilo doing rehab in New York, was it specified in the Court order that it had to be done in New York? Another question since Lilo refuses to stop driving & is a danger to other & apparently has a drug problem, why doesn't the public defender file for conservatorship & put her aarz in a locked facility?

478 days ago
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Cindy    

I turned 30 while in treatment. Best place I could have been.

478 days ago
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Cricket    

Airhead should be glad she's even having a birthday. As reckless as she is who honestly thought she'd come this close to 30.

478 days ago
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Sweetred    

I just dont under stand why dont they put her ass in jail she have got away with so many crap and they still giving her a freakin chance that crazy the bitch is a crack head always will be she never gonna stop I think she should been going to jail so many people going to jail for same thing she doing and doing time for it she should be same for here take her drug ass to jail!!!!!! U **** up stupid law get yo **** right.

478 days ago
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MP    

If she leaves next week she'll be out in time for her birthday. It's really unbelievable how many chances this woman has had and she never seems to learn anything from any of them.

478 days ago
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lexx    

I hope she really get's it together this time. Age 27 seems to be the life expectancy for celebs who have substance abuse issues. Just do it already Lindsay, sobriety isn't boring.

478 days ago
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thehoch    

Lindsay Lohan's career is over! The day it starts to sink in that the only roles she can get are cheesy infomercials and roles on Celebrity Apprentice working side by side with Gary Busey, is the day she might finally wake up, but it will be too late. She is toxic and no one wants to work for her. Reports that she was getting paid money to date real rich guys, doesn't surprise me. Too bad....she could never get over her own demons. My only wish is that we never have to hear about her again....I personally cringe whenever I hear her name.

478 days ago
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abby    

Damn 27? Lindsay you're a grown a** women. Get you sh*t together.

478 days ago
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