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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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151.

Karmagal    

She looks a lot like Ramona Singer.. she is clearly swollen from too much booze. Hell the sun can actually HELP her here and burn some of the alcohol out of her system. She and Farrah Abraham need to get together. Both very MESSY!!!

461 days ago
152.

Uh oh i am screwed    

NASTY! I just threw up a little in my mouth after seeing that. Gross, she can't possibly thing that looks good can she?

Talk about delusional !

461 days ago
153.

Lynn317    

Take a good look TMZ ... this will be Lindsay Lohan in a year or two ... just add a few bruises.

461 days ago
154.

anazita    

45 years old???

She looks 65!

461 days ago
155.

tver    

No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No.....There comes a time and place where a nice one piece bathing suit is needed! Pat, the time is now! Please!

461 days ago
156.

Kevin    

This will replace the evil hobo that stalks me in my nightmares...

461 days ago
157.

PictureUp    

the goggles....they do nothing!!!

461 days ago
158.

MrR    

Looks a lot like Chris Matthews .

461 days ago
159.

dagz    

Screw you TMZ. I WAS EATING

461 days ago
160.

Edward    

Count your blessings, people. At least she shaved or waxed her pubes before she did this. There's no Photoshop used on these pictures. It could have been much worse.

461 days ago
161.

fleabag73    

Tan Mom REALLY needs to iron that dress of hers, better yet, put AWAY those funbags!!

461 days ago
162.

Linda    

TMZ, you have reached an all time low.

461 days ago
163.

Swtpea    

Protective eyewear is right! Gross!

461 days ago
164.

hugh    

That's fkn disgusting. Why would you guys put this awful picture on your website.

461 days ago
165.

Frances    

OMG the humanity! Why do they insist on keeping her relevant?! Blech!

461 days ago
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