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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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Terija    

WTF is she on?!?

554 days ago
242.

Dave    

GROSS. Seriously gross.

554 days ago
243.

catsushi32    

I've seen alcoholic's with bellies like that it is usually because their liver is swollen from years of drinking, and they get that yellowish tinge to their skin.
I feel for the kids, I know anytime I have seen her talk she has been nasty drunk.

554 days ago
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gypsyglo1    

Tanning mom should be ashamed of herself for showing her water bottle tits and her nasty looking body on the beach...I feel sorry for her kids, no one wants a mother like this. she looks like she's 60 years old. Put some clothes on and cover up your nasty self.

554 days ago
245.

Steve    

I broke a rib barfing

554 days ago
246.

Steve    

Looks like the Montauk Monster washed up on the beach

554 days ago
247.

Carol    

Slow news day, TMZ?

554 days ago
248.

Areukiddingme?    

For the love of God, put some clothes on! I am sure your family is mortified, not to mention your child will eventually see this. I think I'm blind now!

554 days ago
249.

Michelle    

Schwing!! (Not!!)

554 days ago
250.

Marquis De Suave    

Did she fall into a vat of chewing gum or is that her skin? Please say it's chewing gum.

554 days ago
251.

jinx    

Stuff a couple of implants into those saggy blouse blobs and it's Courtney Stodden!

554 days ago
252.

Brian    

Things you can't unsee...

554 days ago
253.

Diamond Goddess!    

They say that she had a head injury, but why isn't she corralled better?!
Tan Mom does NOT need to be running loose.
She is pizzed about the Jersey tan ban, so not she's amping up her behavior in retaliation.
(I'd hate to see what she'd do if they ban ALL tanning, including beach and yard!!!)

554 days ago
254.

lisam    

uggggggggggggggggggly

554 days ago
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AlwaysOnTimeB    

I'm being serious here, does anyone know the mental state of this woman? I can't believe anyone with a normal thought in their head would get out there and pose like that. I mean, she says she's 45, but her body looks much older. I kind of feel bad for her, because something is off about her and I'm not sure she's aware of it.

554 days ago
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