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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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kat40    

This bitch look like an old drunken crack whore ewwww lol

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Vonnie    

I am SO embarrassed for her!! Gross....

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liz    

Somebody Please Kill ME!! I don't want to Live anymore!

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LovinLife    

She is so f***ing repulsive! I just threw up in my mouth!

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SubH2O1682    

I feel so sorry for that poor photographer.

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Seriously?    

SICK!

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Steph    

WHY? Who does that and why is anyone letting her go topless on a beach! Where her husband? Damn poor family!

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Sylvixen    

I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!

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snowboardchick    

I think I heard somewhere that she has a history of a brain injury. I think people should stop taking advantage of the fact that she is definitely "off"

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LovinLife    

I'm so confused? Who took these pictures and why? Dear god, this is the most disgusting thing tmz as ever done.

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Annette Sabala Cendejas    

Holy **** a beached whail......... Wait.... ewwwwwww

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flaar    

Hey, what is the news? 45 years old lady sunbathing, normal here in Europe. But you Americans you are so sad...

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Sarah    

I think this is the very first series of pictures I've ever seen by TMZ that wasn't plagued by ads. In fact, there were 100 photos and zero ads.

TMZ = good at business

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Rikki Doxx    

"To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times."

Especially looking at her. Where's the eye bleach when you need it?

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ThatonegirlCC    

Ohmygod we've all gone to hell...

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