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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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rey    

It was difficult but I managed to fap to this.

522 days ago
32.

Rotten Puppets    

Just threw up in my mouth

522 days ago
33.

Deborah O'Donnell    

Seriously guys! I I browse your site during my lunch break everyday and I just threw up in my mouth! Don't encourage this crazy Bitch by publishing her pics! Please!

522 days ago
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Deborah O'Donnell    

Seriously guys! I I browse your site during my lunch break everyday and I just threw up in my mouth! Don't encourage this crazy Bitch by publishing her pics! Please!

522 days ago
35.

Lisa    

MY EYES !!!! MY EYES !!!!

522 days ago
36.

Kathy    

I just washed my eyes out with soap....yuck. :P

522 days ago
37.

nanette    

She looks good and who cares where her husband and kids are. She can do whatever she wants, she is a gown ass woman!

522 days ago
38.

royalredus    

If this was Mad Magazine, her name would be Kate Upchuck.

522 days ago
39.

Deborah O'Donnell    

If everyone here chips in we can buy her a mirror !!!

522 days ago
40.

Carrying Capacity    

A smoker, A joker, A midnight toker.... 60 years into it!

522 days ago
41.

Azi    

She looks terrible for 44.

522 days ago
42.

ogalirish    

There is something wrong with this woman. What does she see in the mirror that's not accurate in real life? I feel sorry for her and her family.

522 days ago
43.

KnuckleDragger    

That photo needs a MUCH larger black square.

522 days ago
44.

Eric    

Really guys?! Jesus, I was eating my lunch!

522 days ago
45.

Jason    

Ohhh my eyes........ Yeah, right she's 45 y.o my BUTT!!!
Maybe in her 60's. that's what I'll believe......
Yikes.......My eye's there BURNING............ohhhhhhh the pain.........

522 days ago
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