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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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Kaveman    

Can I sue TMZ for destroying my eyes?

499 days ago
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Kathy    

Looks like she has hair on her chest between her drooping boobs. Lol.

499 days ago
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Cielo    

CHIGUAGUA....... Too much tanning and alcohol and drugs fried her brain.

499 days ago
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hotandcold    

I should sue you people for posting this trash.

499 days ago
125.

Marvin    

I thought that was Lindsay Lohan.

499 days ago
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tdickson    

How truly gross!!!! worse than a train wreck

499 days ago
127.

Kaveman    

my GOD what is that woman SMOKING???????

499 days ago
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Dee_Bee    

I'm confused and scared. Why did this photoshoot happen?

499 days ago
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drjimmy    

Boy my lunch didn't taste the same going down as it did coming back up

499 days ago
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Vernon P. Alarcon    

I want the DVD of the photo session to join my "Octomom Home Alone" DVD in my entertainment collection. I'll play these when I want my guests to go home...

499 days ago
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gmoni21    

I hope whoever beat this woman with the fugly stick, gets the maximum sentence for prison time. She was obviously given a magic mirror to prevent her from seeing the unfortunate site she has been dealt with.

499 days ago
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SmittenKitten    

LOOKING GOOD LILO!!

499 days ago
133.

drake    

This is just really sad now. She's clearly a mental case and people are cruelly taking advantage of her.

499 days ago
134.

Farcus    

My goodness! .......not HER goodness! Yikes! Someone either has a LOT of confidence, no mirrors, or has been drinking/taking something that makes her feel like she is 19 again. Woman! Have some respect!
My eyes! My eyes!

499 days ago
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pk    

I just went blind!!!!!

499 days ago
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